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RiverDog

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What are these people on out there?

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Tribute Statue Must Appear "Neutered"
Written by Kevin Clayborne - Staff Writer
Sunday, 22 July 2007
[Sacramento, CA] A marble monument to service dogs, originally set to be displayed in Sacramento, California, may be on its way out of the golden state. The reason? The statue's "manhood" is still intact.

Proponents of the recently-tabled state assembly bill AB-1634, the so-called "California Healthy Pets Act", which would require that most of the state's dogs and cats over the age of 6 months be sterilized, claim that placing the image of an intact male dog on public property is harmful and sends the wrong message to California pet owners.

"Its not an appropriate display, in a state that carries out three million euthanasias a year." said Dan Nender, a 1634 supporter who filed suit in Sacramento Federal Court to have the monument altered.

Pressed about the number, since most reputable sources set that number at 400,000, Nender replied, "One is too many. Concentrate on the point I'm making, not the numbers."

The sculptor who created the piece, Fidel Marquez of Hemingford, Nebraska, has already refused to alter it. "This is ridiculous. I'll put the damn thing on my lawn before I 'neuter' it."

"Frankly, it doesn't matter what the artist wants, or for that matter whether the lawsuit succeeds." responded Nender. "This is the will of the people... and don't ask me which people, and we're going to carry it out. If this guy doesn't want to do the work himself, we'll sneak in there at night and use a Saws-All on it."

"We cannot have intact testicles on government property. As California government officials, at least the ones on our side, will attest to, Sacramento is a testicle-free zone."

Assembly Bill AB-1634 may come before the California legislature some time again in 2008, according to supporters, but in the meantime, they say they will fight the battle their way. "The ends justify the means," said Nender. Even if the means includes vandalism.

California Department of Parks, who oversee this sort of project, did not return our calls immediately, and the Governor could not be reached for comment. However, plans to erect the monument are on hold until the lawsuit is settled or dismissed.

"It's a shame," Karen Billings, planning coordinator for the National Association for Dogs in Service (NADS) told us. "These folks just won't let it go. They're obsessed with dog testicles. That didn't sound right..."

 

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: RiverDog
"Frankly, it doesn't matter what the artist wants, or for that matter whether the lawsuit succeeds." responded Nender. "This is the will of the people... and don't ask me which people, and we're going to carry it out. If this guy doesn't want to do the work himself, we'll sneak in there at night and use a Saws-All on it."

Throwing Dan Nender onto a basketball court full of rat traps is the will of the people... and don't ask me which people.


 

brxndxn

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I think a lot of the wussy non-men of California would like to ban actual testicles also.. And it won't even end there.

 

Quasmo

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In 50 years this will be one of those dumb ass laws people look back on and say WTF!?!?! (not opposed to today) No statue of an animal will have visible reproductive organs.
 

OutHouse

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will of the people???

sounds more like the will of a crackpot.

I really dont think the people give a sh*t about it either way.

i hope the idiot does vandalize it and goes to jail. then the taxpayer will foot the bill to have it repaired.
 

Kelvrick

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I hope some of you people notice where the article is coming from? Thats like the onion.

We're not that crazy.
 

RiverDog

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Originally posted by: CPA
This is gotta be shens.

Your Right!

I started to read more on their site and found this under "about us":

Official News Agency is satire. No story we write should be taken seriously.

So they got me, coming from California it did sound possible.


NM Nothing to see here.....
 

Xavier434

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I am very happy to see that Mr. Dan Nender has such a problem free life that he views such trivial things as big issues which require action. I want to be like Mr. Nender. :roll:
 

Demon-Xanth

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"This is the will of the people... and don't ask me which people, and we're going to carry it out." <-- this sounds EXACTLY like the mentality of my work.

"We need to do this."
"Why?"
"Because they want it."
"Who?"
"You know, them."
"You mean you."
"No, I don't care, but you have to do it otherwise I won't let it go through."