A guy goes to an interview for a job as a California government accountant.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer, "that counts in your favor. Do you have
any service related disabilities?"
The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled During a battle, an explosion
removed my genitals so they declared me disabled...but it doesn't affect
my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I
can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in
tomorrow about 10, and we'll get you started."
The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to
come at 10?"
"Well, here in the California government offices, we don't do anything
but sit round and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point
your coming in for that."
:shocked:
The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer, "that counts in your favor. Do you have
any service related disabilities?"
The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled During a battle, an explosion
removed my genitals so they declared me disabled...but it doesn't affect
my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I
can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in
tomorrow about 10, and we'll get you started."
The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to
come at 10?"
"Well, here in the California government offices, we don't do anything
but sit round and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point
your coming in for that."
:shocked:
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