We recently had a family reunion. Most of the under 40's got drunk and got in the cage. Man, did we kick some serious ass! Out of 50 contenders, only 5 had to go to the hospital, so the the casualty rate was pretty low, IMO.
1. Cousin Drew got a tooth knocked out.
2. Son broke his uncle Bob's tibia.
3. Aunt Barb pulled a half pound of hair out of her sister, as well as broke her collar bone, and three ribs.
4. A neighbor, who I don't know, jumped over the fence and decided to spar with my nephew Chase. We still don't know what happened, but the neighbor was spitting up blood and went to emergency in an ambulance.
5. Neighbor Rosie, is sittin on the couch, with an ice pack on her right boob.
Are we a normal, functioning, American family?
No wonder our reunions are so many years apart! :Q
BTW, nobody took pics, since we didn't want publicity, so noone gets arrested.
1. Cousin Drew got a tooth knocked out.
2. Son broke his uncle Bob's tibia.
3. Aunt Barb pulled a half pound of hair out of her sister, as well as broke her collar bone, and three ribs.
4. A neighbor, who I don't know, jumped over the fence and decided to spar with my nephew Chase. We still don't know what happened, but the neighbor was spitting up blood and went to emergency in an ambulance.
5. Neighbor Rosie, is sittin on the couch, with an ice pack on her right boob.
Are we a normal, functioning, American family?
No wonder our reunions are so many years apart! :Q
BTW, nobody took pics, since we didn't want publicity, so noone gets arrested.
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