By opening this thread

[xSauronx]

wow

A German man has been fined $2,300 because of a text message he sent last year that informed recipients they killed a Turk because they opened the text message. During the Euro 2008 soccer festivities last year -- prior to Germany's defeat of Turkey -- the man sent a message that stated "by opening this SMS, you have killed a Turk."

*snip*

"The only reason the SMS became known about was because the home of the man he sent it to was searched by police," the man's attorney said. "His mobile was confiscated and that's when the SMS was found. It's a farcical story really: My client is a conscientious objector and his brother-in-law is a Turk."

:laugh:

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

-1 turk

 

[Knight7]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
-1 turk

second that

 

[xSauronx]

more like

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
+1 postcount
-1 turk

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
more like

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
+1 postcount
-1 turk

So now is it:

+2 postcount
-4 turks (for 4th reply)

OR

+2 postcount
-2 turks (for # of my posts in this thread)

??

 

[MotF Bane]

If I refresh this page several times, will it kill several Turks?

 

[Pegun]

Isn't killing the turk a good thing? It could prevent the end of the world. </terminator>

 

[BoomerD]

You can never kill enough Turks...

 

[nakedfrog]

Standing on the beach, with a gun in my hand--wait, do Turks count as Arabs?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Turk Turkleton.

 

[joesmoke]

this thread is Turkish GOld!

 

[TallBill]

What if I'm constantly hitting F5?

 

[deepred98]

hmm turkey... nom nom nom

 

[OCGuy]

Im sure the Armenians dont mind.

 

[destrekor]

Ooops.
Well, that's Me: 1, Turks: -1
Them Turks better not have a retaliatory thread somewhere. I don't wanna be -1. I can't even imagine how that'd work, and don't want to find out.

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
You can never kill enough Turks...

No, the kebab shop owners should be spared.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Standing on the beach, with a gun in my hand--wait, do Turks count as Arabs?

I don't think they do, but :thumbsup: on the reference

 

[Liet]

Are we talking modern Turk, or barbaric bloodthirsty Middle Ages Turks?

 

[darkxshade]

Any Turks left, did I come in too late?

 

[Chaotic42]

What will happen to Scrubs?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: BoomerD
You can never kill enough Turks...

No, the kebab shop owners should be spared.

Mmm, kebabs...ahhh.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
What will happen to Scrubs?

OH NOOOOO! Not THE Turk, right? Is it all people named Turk? Or the Turks?

ooops
Me:2
Turks: -2

I hope I didn't off THE Turk.