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DAM

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i can see the book now: "Oral Sex:The Clinton Legacy"






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I've heard this argument before. All I will say is that Clinton didn't help parents with his activities and lies but oral sex has been around a lot longer than our fair republic.
 

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Acutally,

Thanks to Clinton's actions, oral sex is a household word. I wouldn't like to explain to my kids what all this hoopla with Billy C. is about, but if I don't some punk in school would be glad to tell my kids for me. Now I'm not saying that it'll cause kids to start giving random BJs during recess but I don't appreciate such an issue so out in the open.
 

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Yeah, I'm sure kids didn't like oral sex before Clinton had some.


<< A leading expert on adolescent sexuality says teens are having sex sooner than ever before and blames President Clinton for popularizing oral sex among the young. >>

This guy is actually considered an expert? In that case, I'm an expert in Calculus and Christianity (I'm taking precalc and my parents are christians).


<< &quot;When he said that oral sex wasn't sex, the boys in this country listened,&quot; Dr. Ponton told O'Reilly. >>

People have been thinking about oral sex for thousands of years, it's only recently that we can admit it freely, since &quot;the Prez did it, so we can too!&quot;.


<< Ponton recommended that young girls be taught new skills in warding off sexual advances from older boys. >>

So, he's trying to tell us that before Clinton got sucked, guys weren't trying to have sex with women?


Anyone notice how his name is eerily similar to Poontos? (If you don't know what Poontos is, someone will enlighten you)
 

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I don't know bout the rest of 'yall, but I've always enjoyed a good 'ol &quot;BJ&quot; long before Slick Willy was indicted.
 

Ranger X

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Thanks to Clinton, people take the subject of oral sex lighter than before. I see nothing wrong with that! ;)
 

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<< What pissed the Republicans off wasn't the fact Clinton got a Blow job, it was the fact that he got one from the opposite sex. >>

I think that's why he chose his wording carefully when he said : &quot;I did not have sexual relations with that woman&quot;.




<< I don't know bout the rest of 'yall, but I've always enjoyed a good 'ol &quot;BJ&quot; long before Slick Willy was indicted. >>

I was only 14 back then and I couldn't get any. Still can't now, but for a different reason.
 

Yo Ma Ma

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<< Whats next? Cigars? >>

Actually, cigars are winding down in popularity now, maybe that's why!? :p