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mordantmonkey

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So my boss' assistant is a 40yo virgin. but not nearly as good a sense of humor as steve carrell. he's a strict christian type that's saving it for marriage or something, but he's such a bore he has yet to find someone. kinda of sad, but oh well.
He casually comes up to me today proudly holding a BW picture he printed of the internet. A very pretty girl holding a cat. He says "think she's too young for me?"

"how old is she?"

"30"

"she's pretty, where'd you meet her?"

"the internet, she's from russia, we've been talking almost everyday."
:eek:
i don't know what to say, i'm afraid if i say anything the only thing that will come out is laughter. then, as he walks away i just feel really sad. i usually have a twisted sense of humor but this is just making me depressed.
 

Scarpozzi

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Russian chicks from the Internet are bad news.... They simply want to come to the states and live out of your wallet. When they get here, they are just trying to find someone with more money to scam. Tell him he needs to find a nice Czech bride instead.
 

krunchykrome

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40 year old christian virgin saving himself for marriage is getting deperate and is starting to realize that his wacko religious beliefs have left him lonely his whole life.
 

thirdeye

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Russian chicks from the Internet are bad news.... They simply want to come to the states and live out of your wallet. When they get here, they are just trying to find someone with more money to scam. Tell him he needs to find a nice Czech bride instead.

That's assuming it's even a russian chick and not someone just hoping to get money for "the flight over" just to never show.
 

JonTheBaller

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
40 year old christian virgin saving himself for marriage is getting deperate and is starting to realize that his wacko religious beliefs have left him lonely his whole life.
He's probably using the religion thing as an excuse. But god bless him either way.
 

krunchykrome

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Originally posted by: JonTheBaller
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
40 year old christian virgin saving himself for marriage is getting deperate and is starting to realize that his wacko religious beliefs have left him lonely his whole life.
He's probably using the religion thing as an excuse. But god bless him either way.


Can you post a pic of him? I just want to see what a 40 year old virgin really looks like.
 

mordantmonkey

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Originally posted by: thirdeye
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Russian chicks from the Internet are bad news.... They simply want to come to the states and live out of your wallet. When they get here, they are just trying to find someone with more money to scam. Tell him he needs to find a nice Czech bride instead.

That's assuming it's even a russian chick and not someone just hoping to get money for "the flight over" just to never show.

yeah i didn't have the heart to say anything. I mean this chick was way too beautiful. I'm just gonna pretend that she's a hot hardcore christian, and she admires his religious conviction and finds it attractive. it's much less depressiong than the likely reality.
 
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damn....just leave the dude alone, who are you to judge. Yes that's sad, but he did come to you for advice, why I can't undertand.

 

nutxo

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: JonTheBaller
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
40 year old christian virgin saving himself for marriage is getting deperate and is starting to realize that his wacko religious beliefs have left him lonely his whole life.
He's probably using the religion thing as an excuse. But god bless him either way.


Can you post a pic of him? I just want to see what a 40 year old virgin really looks like.

Got something against mirrors?

 

Cattlegod

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
damn....just leave the dude alone, who are you to judge. Yes that's sad, but he did come to you for advice, why I can't undertand.

I don't think he came to him for advice, but more to brag at him finally finding someone (even though he will be scammed out of his money and it is probably a dude).

 

wheresmybacon

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Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
Is there a 3 year Warranty?

Will UPS cover the broken or damaged goods?

If the box has any holes on the side that says "this end up", send it back. Same thing happened to me with a monitor.