BWAHAHAHA - read this 'Catwoman' review

[NuclearNed]

I never had plans to see this, but some scathing movie reviews are too good to miss.

James Berardinelli

C'mon, James - tell us how you really feel about the movie.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Fixed link

 

[Beau]

Fixed Link ^ 3

 

[Garet Jax]

Correct Link

 

[z0mb13]

I will avoid this one like the plague

 

[Amorphus]

Fixed link

 

[Amorphus]

btw - Halle Berry never deserved an Oscar, nor is she a good actor (and she was a horrible person to play the role of a white, redheaded superheroine).

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I will avoid this one like the plague

You can't escape it; it'll creep into a Blockbuster near you in DVD form :Q

 

[DanJ]

I saw the trailer for this for the first time at a movie theater and the crowd booed it after.

Looks god awful.

 

[fs5]

here's a fixed link

anyways, we could've gathered as much from the first catastrophe of a trailer (this is the leaked trailer with about 100 times more dialogue then anything that has appeared on TV)
http://www.spicytuna.net/gm/archives/00000353.htm

 

[NuclearNed]

For the love of mercy, will someone help me post the right link???

 

[rezinn]

Nice.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
For the love of mercy, will someone help me post the right link???

here ya go


I didnt see the movie, but i have to agree - the cat woman costume looks stupid. That by itself makes me not wanna watch the movie... The batman forver cat woman look great with the skin-tight vinyl leather stuff. Halle Bare looks like a crack-ho with a haloween face mask...

cat woman
prostitute with mild s&m tendencies

 

[vood0g]

"...compared to Catwoman's kitty chow, Gigli is caviar."

yep, i had a feeling this movie was gonna suck.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: vood0g
"...compared to Catwoman's kitty chow, Gigli is caviar."

yep, i had a feeling this movie was gonna suck.

wow thats alevel of sh!ttyness i didnt know existed

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: vood0g
"...compared to Catwoman's kitty chow, Gigli is caviar."

yep, i had a feeling this movie was gonna suck.

I was about the qoute that line too

 

[Chu]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
here's a fixed link

anyways, we could've gathered as much from the first catastrophe of a trailer (this is the leaked trailer with about 100 times more dialogue then anything that has appeared on TV)
http://www.spicytuna.net/gm/archives/00000353.htm

that's the best emotocon ever

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
btw - Halle Berry never deserved an Oscar, nor is she a good actor (and she was a horrible person to play the role of a white, redheaded superheroine).

Did you see Monster's Ball?

 

[Megadeth]

I have no desire to see this movie... Looked Stupid to me... My gf wants to see it, some of my co workers that almost always agree on movies with me want to see it... I was feeling alone and left out until I came to ATOT.

 

[Chu]

Edited to remove stupidity

 

[yukichigai]

I'll wait until some enterprising perv makes an edited version of the movie with nothing but Berry looking all S&M-tacular. Then I'll watch it.

 

[Dug]

I suppose Pitof deserves a measure of respect for being able to achieve something I would have argued was not possible.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
For the love of mercy, will someone help me post the right link???

here ya go


I didnt see the movie, but i have to agree - the cat woman costume looks stupid. That by itself makes me not wanna watch the movie... The batman forver cat woman look great with the skin-tight vinyl leather stuff. Halle Bare looks like a crack-ho with a haloween face mask...

cat woman
prostitute with mild s&m tendencies

yeap i have to agree.

Michelle fifer (whatever) looked hot without looking like a slut. From the few previews of the new cat women berry looks like a prostitute at a S&M convention.

this movie is going to bomb. and rightfully so.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: Dug

I suppose Pitof deserves a measure of respect for being able to achieve something I would have argued was not possible.

Your quote is considerably more damning when put in it's entire context:

Ever thought a catfight between Sharon Stone and Halle Berry could rival a dose of valium as an effective sleep-inducer? I suppose Pitof deserves a measure of respect for being able to achieve something I would have argued was not possible.

 

[Chadder007]

Had they done this movie 5 years ago like they should have and used Tim Burton and Michelle Pfifer as Catwoman again it would have been great. ....Dumbas$es.