BWAHAHAH!!!! A Student Will Always Be A Student. :-)

[Windogg]

I'm sitting here minding my business when I overheard a few people talking.

"I only have 2 1/2 pages"
"Did you double space?"
"Yup"
"You can also add a title and your name."
"Damn, I need 5 pages out of this"
"Ok, here's what I wrote, wanna trade?"
"Sure, as long as you tell me what you have?"

I interjected with the old "Fiddle with the margins" trick and they loved it. I find out that a group of five were taking a company sponsered continuing education course. I then asked what class this was for. The response?

"Ethics"

 

[RaDragon]

LOL!

 

[RevVveD1]

let me be the first to say....

ROFLMAO!!!

Edit:

Doh! RaDragon beet me to it!

 

[fdiskboy]

I think I'd substitute, "People will always be stupid."

 

[ArkAoss]

Sorry, the previously posted brain flatulance has been removed, rather than have the thread stunk up with Pot porri scented lavatory spray.

 

[vi edit]

Should have given them to the link to the complaint generator

 

[Windogg]

vi_edit, I used Pakin's Complaint Letter Generator on one of them and they bust a bug laughing. Thanks for the reminder.

 

[RichieZ]

Lazy bastards, i wrote 10 pages double spaced size 10 for my history paper. I wrote 9 pages double spaced size 12 for my english research paper. Although I waited until the last few days to do them I did all my own work and got good grades on them.

I figure I better do this stuff my senior yr in highschool or else i'll be screwed in college next yr.

Oh yea I did cheat a little, size 10.5 instead of 10

 

[toph99]

i hate it when you have size minumums, as i'm good at fitting everything pertinate into a few paragraphs, i don't need page after page of text moving margins, boosting up the text size by .5, adding titles, doing 2.5 space instead of double, all great stuff