Bwahaha! That thief got spanked!!!

Crono

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Literally :eek:

Awesome guy. His wife is awesome, too. People say safest/smartest thing to do is to just give the money, but if everyone fought back there would be less morons trying to rob people.

And good choice on the pepper spray over the pencil :D

Is it bad that this makes me want to rewatch Rumble in the Bronx?
 
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steve wilson

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LOL that's awesome.

If you kicked a robber in the head like that in England you would probably end up in Jail for assaulting them, or even attempted murder... which is totally retarded. I wish the English justice system worked like this.
 

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Now that I've rewatched the video, the owner appears at times to punch the guy in the kidneys. That can do some damage. Bet the punk was hurting today and not just his self-esteem.
 

Number1

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Now that I've rewatched the video, the owner appears at times to punch the guy in the kidneys. That can do some damage. Bet the punk was hurting today and not just his self-esteem.

Ya and all the kicks in the face won't help either. LOL.
 

CPA

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"I need to find something to defend myself, I cannot use my pencil, right?" he said as he relived the experience."

Too bad he didn't pull out gun, but the bear spray must have felt nice.
 

pelov

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Tip to potential thieves browsing these here forums:

Shave your ass before a robbery. Thanks.
 

Linflas

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"I need to find something to defend myself, I cannot use my pencil, right?" he said as he relived the experience."

Too bad he didn't pull out gun, but the bear spray must have felt nice.

Canada, he is probably not allowed to have a gun.
 

rasczak

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This is awesome, but I hope it doesn't come back to bite them later.

No judge in their right mind after seeing that video, would judge against them should they be sued. He did everything he could to protect himself. I loved every second of that video.
 

SP33Demon

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oh man, that was great. I like how the robber gets pantsed and the owner is punching his bare ass. Sure hope he washed his hands. Oh, and the wife delivering karate kicks to the face was priceless.
 

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You gotta love the wife, she was going to get her some, lol. They did a good job :)
 

slayernine

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Its too bad Canadian laws may see charges laid against him and his wife. In Canada you are not allowed to defend your property. The only legal argument he has was that he was defending himself against a physical attack but his wife kicking the guy could get them both into trouble. I wouldn't be surprised if he also gets hit with sexual assault charges.

Robbers will likely get a slap on the wrist and the store owners will go to prison.
 

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He missed a great opportunity to pepper spray the guy in the ass. He probably wouldn't be running away after that.