Buy your own U-boat!

JulesMaximus

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Haha, I was really disappointed. Was expecting a "real" U-boat, like one of those old German WWII ones, ala http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Type_XXI_submarine

What the hell would you do with it though? :confused:

Apart from docking it somewhere public and charging people money to tour it there really isn't much you could do with it. Maybe gut it and make a floating home out of it? Probably be like living in a small RV without the windows.
 

Newbian

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What the hell would you do with it though? :confused:

Apart from docking it somewhere public and charging people money to tour it there really isn't much you could do with it. Maybe gut it and make a floating home out of it? Probably be like living in a small RV without the windows.

I don't know about you but I would blow stuff up. ;)
 

zinfamous

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What the hell would you do with it though? :confused:

Apart from docking it somewhere public and charging people money to tour it there really isn't much you could do with it. Maybe gut it and make a floating home out of it? Probably be like living in a small RV without the windows.

It would become my lair, naturally.

that works landlocked.
 

Dirigible

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What the hell would you do with it though? :confused:

Battle pirates, engage in piracy, smuggle drugs, pop up next to one of those drunken lake boat flotilla parties and have a DJ rise up out of a gun hatch, save money by going to work without paying bridge toll, the possibilities are endless.
 

zinfamous

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Battle pirates, engage in piracy, smuggle drugs, pop up next to one of those drunken lake boat flotilla parties and have a DJ rise up out of a gun hatch, save money by going to work without paying bridge toll, the possibilities are endless.

lol and ...wtf? :hmm: :awe:

lol

anyway, i would totally patrol the Bay in my U Boat! threaten the various container ships, invade Alcatraz island, claim it as my sovereign country (invite the Indians back for the lulz, of course), hand out under the Golden Gate and watch the emos jump, pew pew some great whites, etc.
 
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coolVariable

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Pfft. Just build your own like those Danes!
BTW - why isn't anyone on AT building their own ballistic missile submarines?
 

BUTCH1

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What the hell would you do with it though? :confused:

Apart from docking it somewhere public and charging people money to tour it there really isn't much you could do with it. Maybe gut it and make a floating home out of it? Probably be like living in a small RV without the windows.

And would you trust 60 yr. old valves, welds, ect enough to actually submerge in it? not to mention the cost of new batteries!.
 

Rubycon

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That's a deal, of course people are forgetting a WW2 style sub typically had a crew of 50, it's not something a single person could operate..


In WWII microprocessors that could perform billions of instructions per second did not exist either. Make it sail by wire. :p

Although I hate submarines as much as helicopters.