Buwhaahaahaa! Look at all the funny Russian translation errors from LOTR... check it out, especially if you're a fan!

[SaltBoy]

There are some GEMS in here...

 

[SaltBoy]

bump. Anybody? Anybody?

 

[Beau]

That's funny. Too bad thought. Those russians are going to be asking themselves what the hell is up with american literature though.

 

[Electric Amish]

<< "They are inseparable. The Ring is like his organ, it's a part of himself, not only of his finger". >>



Alrighty then.

amish

 

[Aves]

More than an hour has passed an kami hasn't posted yet. hmmm.

 

[Adul]

lol

 

[kami]

Those poor, poor Russians

ROTFL, this one made me chuckle though:
"Bilbo smoking with Gandalf: "What can be better than getting stoned with your old friend?"

 

[yakko]

<< I simply gave your uncle a nasty kick in the butt! >>

Biblo got his ass kicked.

 

[SpyKey]

<< That's funny. Too bad thought. Those russians are going to be asking themselves what the hell is up with american literature though. >>



That's funny. Since when is Tolkien an American literature figure?

Pretty boring link: translate something into a different language freely, then translate it back into the original word for word. You'll always end-up with some funny results.

Tolkien's books are extremely popular in Russia, with some very good translations.

 

[POKOT]

I think i saw described version exactly. This translation is made by pirates. They usually do quickly & incorrectly.

 

[ohtwell]

<< Bilbo is trying to explain his feelings to Gandalf: (From: "I feel thin - sort of stretched like butter scraped over too much bread")

Attempt 1:
Bilbo: "This pain is filling me and leaking out, like butter which was placed too thick on a piece of bread.

Attempt 2:
Bilbo: "I'm old, Gandalf, even if I don't look old. But I begin to feel it with one of my parts. I feel pain, kinda. I feel the oily touch of this pain, which is scratching". >>




LMAO!!






: ) Amanda