Butter v2.0 bigger, badder and juicier.

[Wallydraigle]

Butter is one of life's great joys. It, along with cheese, is truly one of the greatest gifts ever given to man by cows. What would popcorn be without the gift of butter? If there were no butter there would be no buttered yams, no butter cookies, not even any buttered nibblets. The world would be a duller shade of grey. To give shape to the great joy in my heart, I have composed the following haiku. It is my greatest work:

The angelic choirs
Laud your golden creaminess,
Butter, my precious.


Use this thread to count the ways you love butter, and discuss its merits and nuances.

 

[pyonir]

LMAO!

I LOVE BUTTER.

 

[isasir]

Butter makes baby Jesus cry.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: isasir
Butter makes baby Jesus cry.

Blasphemy! Baby Jesus baths in butter and has his minions melt butter and feed it to him intraveinously!

 

[Howard]

Not this again...

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: pyonir
LMAO!

I LOVE BUTTER.

why dont you marry butter?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: pyonir
LMAO!

I LOVE BUTTER.

why dont you marry butter?

I would!

If butter would have me. I can only take so much butter though...but that is a LOT of butter.

 

[saxophonoia]

I made Butter

 

[oboeguy]

There's a butter museum in Cork, Ireland. Didn't stay in Cork long enough to go in, though.

 

[kranky]

It's got that lightly salted pure buttery butter flavor. The finest margarine can only look on with envious longing to even hope to compete with the worst creamery butter.

Plus, you can do a fun trick with the Land O' Lakes box.

 

[casimec]

It's Butter v2.0 bug free?

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: casimec
It's Butter v2.0 bug free?

It's bigger, badder, and juicier.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Try as you will, you can never duplicate the original butter thread.

ZV

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Try as you will, you can never duplicate the original butter thread.

ZV

But I can try, and find great joy in the trying.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Link?

 

[lavagirl669]

Originally posted by: kranky
It's got that lightly salted pure buttery butter flavor. The finest margarine can only look on with envious longing to even hope to compete with the worst creamery butter.

Plus, you can do a fun trick with the Land O' Lakes box.

:camera:'s?

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Try as you will, you can never duplicate the original butter thread.

ZV

Butter threads; Easily imitated, never duplicated.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Wallydraigle.......

You weird me out sometimes. :roll:

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Wallydraigle.......

You weird me out sometimes. :roll:

You weird me out all the time.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669

Originally posted by: kranky
It's got that lightly salted pure buttery butter flavor. The finest margarine can only look on with envious longing to even hope to compete with the worst creamery butter.

Plus, you can do a fun trick with the Land O' Lakes box.

:camera:'s?

Learn ye now the lore of butter and boobies.

*Link contains nude butter boxes and may not be safe for work if your boss is lactose intolerant.*

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Wallydraigle.......

You weird me out sometimes. :roll:

You weird me out all the time.

You getting a woodie again? :shocked:

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Wallydraigle.......

You weird me out sometimes. :roll:

I told you I was schizophrenic.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Wallydraigle.......

You weird me out sometimes. :roll:

You weird me out all the time.

You getting a woodie again? :shocked:

:thumbsdown:

I piss on your posts in this thread.

😉

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Wallydraigle.......

You weird me out sometimes. :roll:

You weird me out all the time.

You getting a woodie again? :shocked:

:thumbsdown:

I piss on your posts in this thread.

😉

Ah, now I understand. You are a fellow canine! 😀

 

[KMurphy]

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