Bush's New War

[badkarma1399]

Yep, Bush and his crazy neo-cons have a new war on their hands...read on.

President and Mrs. Bush hope that you never have to deal with the tragic heartbreak of a child who masturbates. But the sad fact is, masturbation is rampant among today's youth. The first step towards dealing with a problem is to recognize that the problem exists.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/initiatives/purity/advice.asp

I think this one may hurt ATOT particularly hard.

 

[iamaelephant]

Oh for f*cks sake. Could Christians possibly be more disconnected from real life?

 

[umbrella39]

.org
.gov

same thing right

 

[Praxis1452]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Oh for f*cks sake. Could Christians possibly be more disconnected from real life?

website is a parody.

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: Praxis1452

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Oh for f*cks sake. Could Christians possibly be more disconnected from real life?

website is a parody.

My bad

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Oh for f*cks sake. Could Christians possibly be more disconnected from real life?

Oh for fuck's sake! Could you possibly be any more oblivious?

 

[bctbct]

OMG

"Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try masturbation"

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: bctbct
OMG

"Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try masturbation"

:laugh:

 

[sao123]

crap like that just really angers me...

 

[mugs]

I thought this was going to be about zombies.

 

[paulxcook]

Originally posted by: sao123
crap like that just really angers me...

What crap does, parody websites?

 

[QED]

I don't know what's funnier-- the parody website, or the fact that some people are so naive to not know it is a parody website.

 

[waggy]

masturbation is a sin! next time get a hooker.

 

[Imaginer]

Originally posted by: QED
I don't know what's funnier-- the parody website, or the fact that some people are so naive to not know it is a parody website.

Well it is a pretty convincing parody if you ask me.... ^^;;;

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: waggy
masturbation is a sin! next time get a hooker.

It's not a sin to kill hookers because they don't have souls, right?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: waggy
masturbation is a sin! next time get a hooker.

It's not a sin to kill hookers because they don't have souls, right?

Yes, but sins are fictional, so who gives a fuck?

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Oh for f*cks sake. Could Christians possibly be more disconnected from real life?

lol

 

[Mikey]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: waggy
masturbation is a sin! next time get a hooker.

It's not a sin to kill hookers because they don't have souls, right?

Yes, but sins are fictional, so who gives a fuck?

:thumbsup:

 

[Phokus]

I like how the OP switched in .gov for .org in the url

 

[Akhen]

I laughed so f*cking hard.

Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try masturbation.

XD

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: QED
I don't know what's funnier-- the parody website, or the fact that some people are so naive to not know it is a parody website.

I knew it was a parody... but i find some of these anti christian paradoes insulting.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Reminds me of Landover Baptist or whatever it's called.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Oh wont somebody think of the kittens!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Oh for f*cks sake. Could Christians possibly be more disconnected from real life?

Ridiculous, isn't it? Damned Christians.

 

[Fritzo]

Actually, there's nothing hotter than thinking of George's daughters masturbating. They're HAWT!!!!