Bushism ;)

[sillymofo]

I'm too lazy to copy and paste.... go here and have a laugh.

Some funnies from www.toostupidtobepresident.com
Oily Grail

 

[chess9]

And this man is the leader of the free world? Let's hope no aliens are tuned in, 'cause we would be toast.

Remind me to not send my daughter to Yale.

-Robert

 

[Riprorin]

And this man wants to be the leader of the free world?

Kerryisms

 

[sMiLeYz]

Nothing Kerry EVER said, can compare to this little number...

"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us." ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 30, 2003

That's my favorite whats yours?

 

[Perknose]

Ok, I'll play along. While I like this one for its brevity and honesty::

"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." ?George W. Bush, to Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004

this one, equally honest and accurate, explains much, much more:


"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003

 

[arsbanned]

"There is no such thing necessarily in a dictatorial regime of iron-clad absolutely solid evidence. The evidence I had was the best possible evidence that he had a weapon."

"[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling."


"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country."

"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."

"My answer is bring them on."

 

[sillymofo]

updated with more funnies.

 

[chess9]

The Oil Grail piece is well done and very funny. Thanks.

Why would Republicans knowingly nominate a man who is so obviously STUPID? There is no other word for Bush. He is dumber than a box of rocks!

-Robert

 

[InfectedMushroom]

Originally posted by: chess9
The Oil Grail piece is well done and very funny. Thanks.

Why would Republicans knowingly nominate a man who is so obviously STUPID? There is no other word for Bush. He is dumber than a box of rocks!

-Robert

No, no, no. See you got it wrong. He is "down to earth", a people person.
</sarcasm>

i have no idea how someone can listen to one of his speeches without cringing. he's a retard.

 

[magomago]

"I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances." ?George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 29, 2003


LOL