Bush solves energy crisis!

[Semper Fi]

In a bold move sure to face international opposition, Pres. Bush declares the sun U.S. territory. "We will start charging every nation which uses our natural resource, sunlight, by the kilo-wavicle or kilo-photon(unit of measure their choice).", said Pres Bush. Monies generated will be used to build oil burning energy plants in the California wild-life parks.
The billing process is still being ironed out, but thermonuclear devices and U.S. Marines are sure to be part of the late penalty process.
In other energy related news OPEC has decided to triple oil production and slash oil product prices worldwide.

 

[Moonbeam]

The good news is that Bush has a solar powered brain. The bad news is that he is completely in the dark.

But remember, it's the American people who don't want to have real solutions to their problems, and won't vote for politicians (hence there are none)who could offer them.

 

[bacillus]

<< The good news is that Bush has a solar powered brain. The bad news is that he is completely in the dark. >>


LOL

 

[Zucchini]

do your country a favor, kill yourself.

 

[slunk]

did i miss something? By the way, that was a good one Semper_Fi.