Bush Seeks Gay Makeover Ban

[Insane3D]

By Andy Borowitz
Newsweek
Updated: 7:13 p.m. ET July 20, 2004

July 20 - President George W. Bush today said that he would seek a constitutional amendment banning so-called "queer eye" or gay makeovers in an effort to protect the institution of heterosexual makeovers in America.

"Our country was founded on the principle of women making over the slobs they date and marry," Bush told a Republican rally in Erie, Pennsylvania today. "Only a constitutional amendment can protect the sanctity of those traditional makeovers."

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OMGWATERMELON!!

:Q:Q





I posted this in P&N first, but I thought the OT crowd who don't venture into P&N would enjoy it too...

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

It's only Satire people, nothing to see

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
It's only Satire people, nothing to see

Even Bush wouldn't do something that stupid... and it says Satire at the top.

 

[thirtythree]

Haha.

 

[DaWhim]

OMGWTFWATERMELON!!

repost!!!

 

[DurocShark]

I kept looking for the April 1 date... Until I saw it was the Satire column...

Best line:

Elsewhere, the Democratic National Committee announced today that its convention in Boston would feature a biographical film about John Kerry entitled "I, Robot."

 

[Insane3D]

Up for the afternoon crowd...

 

[HamSupLo]

poor warcrow!

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: HamSupLo
poor warcrow!

hahaha...


btw, nice post OP.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
I kept looking for the April 1 date... Until I saw it was the Satire column...

Best line:

Elsewhere, the Democratic National Committee announced today that its convention in Boston would feature a biographical film about John Kerry entitled "I, Robot."

funny, and this ad popped up after I closed the window:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-adv/advertisers/popunders/kerry_aug04_nw.html

 

[vshah]

i showed it to my dad, who missed the satire heading, and he started ranting and freaking out...
hehehe

-Vivan

 

[dbk]

Nice one Borowitz.

 

[Ynog]

He is just trying to watch out for the crab people.

We have Arnold protecting us from the rise of the machines and Bush covering the crab people aspect

 

[Krk3561]

In that article:

Elsewhere, the Democratic National Committee announced today that its convention in Boston would feature a biographical film about John Kerry entitled "I, Robot."

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
I kept looking for the April 1 date... Until I saw it was the Satire column...

Best line:

Elsewhere, the Democratic National Committee announced today that its convention in Boston would feature a biographical film about John Kerry entitled "I, Robot."

That line was good, but I think I like this part better...

In other political news, Vice President Dick Cheney scandalized the U.S. Senate today by reciting what Democrats called "a filthy limerick" from the Senate floor.

C-Span moved quickly to bleep out the Vice-President's poem, airing only the first line, "A corn-husker entered a shuck-off."