Bush on North Korea (satire - theOnion)

[RSMemphis]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3901/bush_on_north_korea.html

WASHINGTON, DC?With concern over North Korea's nuclear capabilities growing, President Bush reassured the American people Monday that "extreme force" will be used to remove Saddam Hussein from power if the Iraqi president fails to give up suspected weapons of mass destruction.

Made me laugh a lot.

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: RSMemphis
http://www.theonion.com/onion3901/bush_on_north_korea.html

WASHINGTON, DC?With concern over North Korea's nuclear capabilities growing, President Bush reassured the American people Monday that "extreme force" will be used to remove Saddam Hussein from power if the Iraqi president fails to give up suspected weapons of mass destruction.

Made me laugh a lot.

"North Korea has a full-scale nuclear program underway, one which may even now have the capability of striking the western U.S.," Bush said. "Even more alarming, Iraq is actively trying to scrounge up enough money to buy something nuclear on the black market, ideally something that can fly through the air."

hehe...

 

[tcsenter]

The Onion cracks me up, that was funny. This is my all-time favorite, though:

Nation's Porn Stars Demand to be F-cked Harder

 

[Kadarin]

That's a funny article.. It illustrates the fact that the Bush team has something of a tough sell on convincing the American public that Iraq is more important than North Korea in terms of justified military action.

Above: A North Korean soldier stands guard over missiles so advanced, Iraq is prohibited from possessing them.

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
The Onion cracks me up, that was funny. This is my all-time favorite, though:

Nation's Porn Stars Demand to be F-cked Harder

LMAO... satire at it's best... :

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
The Onion cracks me up, that was funny. This is my all-time favorite, though:

Nation's Porn Stars Demand to be F-cked Harder

:Q

"The sexual frustration of many porn stars," said noted porn expert Bob Guccione Sr., "is further complicated by the fact that their desires often go beyond traditional vaginally penetrative sex to include a heartfelt need to be repeatedly pounded in the ass, as well."

Tiffany Mynx, PSFBFH co-chair and America's Anal Princess, agreed.

Good God!

 

[RSMemphis]

Oh lord, my thread was hijacked...

But for a good purpose...

 

[Orsorum]

America's Anal Princess

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
The Onion cracks me up, that was funny. This is my all-time favorite, though:

Nation's Porn Stars Demand to be F-cked Harder

"Quite simply, no man alive could give it to these wet, horny bitches in the manner they require," said Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott (R-MS). "They represent a fictional, media-created standard of sexual appetite that nobody, male or female, can possibly satiate."

This is an all time classic. Almost as good as the one where the family was complaining about their last Pron rental did not having enough anal....LOL

 

[BDawg]

I'm still partial to the Office Ninja story.