Three surgeons were having a conversation: One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travelling at 80 miles per hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."And that's the truth"
gtg bye
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travelling at 80 miles per hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."And that's the truth"
gtg bye
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