Bush falls on bike ride!

[novon]

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CRAWFORD, Texas (CNN) -- President Bush fell off his bicycle Saturday while riding on his ranch, according to White House spokesman Trent Duffy.

Bush, who was accompanied on his bike ride by his doctor, Richard Tubb, a military agent and a member of the secret service, fell about 16 miles into a 17-mile ride. The accident caused minor abrasions his chin, upper lip, nose,right hand and both knees, but was able to ride back home, said Duffy.

Tubb treated the president on site. Mr Bush, according to Duffy, was wearing a helmet and a mouth guard when he fell.

Reporters were told not to be surprised if the president is bandaged next time he appears in public.

The president and first lady still plan to go to Austin, Texas, for a graduation celebration for their daughter, Jenna.

The White House confirmed that Jenna, whose parents had already decided not to attend her University of Texas commencement, did not go to her graduation ceremony.

Last June in Kennebunkport, the president fell while riding a "Segway Human Transporter."

 

[boyRacer]

He's just copying Kerry when he took a spill from his bicycle too. 😱

 

[apac]

It's too bad he didn't fall next to a conveniently placed ravine.

 

[FoBoT]

gerald ford still isn't dead

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

OH MY GOD STOP THE PRESSES! THE PRESIDENT IS ACTUALLY HUMAN! HOLY SH|T! THIS IS BIG! I MEAN *BIG*!!

😛

Honestly, i don't know why the Whitehouse is paying some pansy to report about the President falling down and going boom. Wait, did he see boobies?

 

[StageLeft]

First segway, now this. My advice: Stop getting on to things.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
OH MY GOD STOP THE PRESSES! THE PRESIDENT IS ACTUALLY HUMAN! HOLY SH|T! THIS IS BIG! I MEAN *BIG*!!

you mean Bush isnt a robot sent from aliens to take over the world??? 😕


<---tin foil hat is on

 

[bradruth]

What we need in this country is a President who can ride a bike without falling over! [/Campaign bid]

 

[novon]

At least the mouthgard protected his teeth...he came prepared.

 

[DigDug]

OH MY GOD STOP THE PRESSES! THE PRESIDENT IS ACTUALLY HUMAN! HOLY SH|T! THIS IS BIG! I MEAN *BIG*

I know, isn't it a surprise? From the likes of your fanatical worship, we were starting to think he may have been something else...

 

[AcidicFury]

I hope it won't hurt his trademark twinkling eyes [/sarcasm]

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I have done a lot of mountain biking over the years, and I can't say it has ever occurred to me to wear a "mouth guard". That is just odd.

 

[BigJ]

Like nobody has ever fallen off of a bicycle before...this is news why?

 

[Red Dawn]

You think he might have been chewing gum and became disorientated?

 

[shiner]

Thread here

 

[MrScott81]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Like nobody has ever fallen off of a bicycle before...this is news why?

just cuz it's fun to laugh at our president.

 

[Pers]

Originally posted by: DigDug

OH MY GOD STOP THE PRESSES! THE PRESIDENT IS ACTUALLY HUMAN! HOLY SH|T! THIS IS BIG! I MEAN *BIG*

I know, isn't it a surprise? From the likes of your fanatical worship, we were starting to think he may have been something else...

HAHAHAHA!

 

[So]

The pretzel strikes again!

 

[MournSanity]

Karma??

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Pers

Originally posted by: DigDug

OH MY GOD STOP THE PRESSES! THE PRESIDENT IS ACTUALLY HUMAN! HOLY SH|T! THIS IS BIG! I MEAN *BIG*

I know, isn't it a surprise? From the likes of your fanatical worship, we were starting to think he may have been something else...

HAHAHAHA!

Who's fanatically worshipping bush? Not me. I dare you to find one single post where I worship bush. Remember, kids, worship != bitching to make the annoying flames stop!

 

[Mo0o]

Why are all our presidential candidates falling off bikes. i bet kucinich is next. then nader.

 

[thomsbrain]

so now we have bushie falling off of a bike, falling off of a Segway, and choking on a pretzel. sounds like he's super agile.

 

[Babbles]

Why in the hell is this just an all so important news event? He fell off while riding across his ranch, crap that is essetially mountainbiking - sure, like that nevers happens to us 'normal' people.
Good God you freaks, get over yourselves get a grip.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Babbles
Why in the hell is this just an all so important news event? He fell off while riding across his ranch, crap that is essetially mountainbiking - sure, like that nevers happens to us 'normal' people.
Good God you freaks, get over yourselves get a grip.

Excuse me, in case you haven't noticed, he's the president. He's not a normal person. His actions, however inane, are newsworthy.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Babbles
Why in the hell is this just an all so important news event? He fell off while riding across his ranch, crap that is essetially mountainbiking - sure, like that nevers happens to us 'normal' people.
Good God you freaks, get over yourselves get a grip.

Excuse me, in case you haven't noticed, he's the president. He's not a normal person. His actions, however inane, are newsworthy.

I agree.