- Apr 14, 2001
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GW Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn
to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his
chair reached for the aftershave, Clinton was quick to stop him saying,
"No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in whorehouse."
The 2nd barber turned to Bush and said "How 'bout you?" Bush replied "Go
ahead, my wife Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn
to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his
chair reached for the aftershave, Clinton was quick to stop him saying,
"No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in whorehouse."
The 2nd barber turned to Bush and said "How 'bout you?" Bush replied "Go
ahead, my wife Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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