Bush...chokes...

[Platypus]

LOL

Is it just morbid to think this is the funniest thing you've ever seen in your life?
Not so much the act, but that the news actually took the time to report this.

 

[gopunk]

yes, i agree... i love how they sound so serious about "the pretzel"

 

[minendo]

doh

 

[xilluzionx]

yea i saw that on cnn just now , what a moron

 

[UberNeuman]

Okay, it's a bit funny...

 

[Xenon14]

...Precisely why I'm a democrat.

 

[Piano Man]

OMG, we almost got rid of the SOB. Remind me to send that pretzel company a thank-you letter.


I can see the headlines now.

"Unpatriotic Pretzel Company attempts a Terriost Plot to Kill the President: Video of Osama Bin Ladin Holding the Pretzel will be Released Tomorrow."

 

[Texmaster]

<< OMG, we almost got rid of the SOB. Remind me to send that pretzel company a thank-you letter.


I can see the headlines now.

"Unpatriotic Pretzel Company attempts a Terriost Plot to Kill the President: Video of Osama Bin Ladin Holding the Pretzel will be Released Tomorrow." >>



LOL And I thought Liberals were dumb.....boy was I proven RIGHT!

 

[Piano Man]

No you weren't proven anything. That's your way of thinking though.

 

[Azraele]

<< ?I DO NOT FIND any reason that this would happen again,? Tubb said. ?He fainted due to a temporary decrease in heart rate brought on by swallowing a pretzel.? >>



Rotfl, oh my it must have been a slow news day.

 

[Platypus]

<< OMG, we almost got rid of the SOB. Remind me to send that pretzel company a thank-you letter.


I >>

 

[Balt]

yea i saw that on cnn just now , what a moron

...Precisely why I'm a democrat.

Yes, I'm sure neither of you have ever had a piece of food go down the windpipe.

OMG, we almost got rid of the SOB. Remind me to send that pretzel company a thank-you letter.

Remind me to never think anything you say is intelligent.

 

[whalen]

Better to choke on a pretzel than on....something else....:Q

 

[Piano Man]

Maybe if the pretzel was honey-mustard. Only then....

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

<< ...Precisely why I'm a democrat. >>



Cool! I didn't know Democrats couldn't choke on food. How's that work?

 

[Piano Man]

We chew

Oh wait, I'm not a Democrat.

 

[ImTyping]

President Clinton stumbles down some stairs and all the conservatives say he was drunk.

GB falls flat on his face and you all really think he choked on a pretzel???

Come on, the guy was drunk as a skunk, watching the football game and slamming highballs...that is why he fell and hit his head.

hehe

 

[Beau]

<< yea i saw that on cnn just now , what a moron ...Precisely why I'm a democrat. Yes, I'm sure neither of you have ever had a piece of food go down the windpipe. OMG, we almost got rid of the SOB. Remind me to send that pretzel company a thank-you letter. Remind me to never think anything you say is intelligent. >>

I don't think I could have said it better myself.

 

[jbod]

You people actually wish the president to be dead.

You people suck ass!

FO!

 

[Mill]

Typing you are so freakin' stupid! Why do you continue to post mindless drivel on this board?

 

[SuperTool]

Apparently he was deepthroating a pretzel. Bad idea

 

[ImTyping]

Millenium, do we have to TELL you that it is a joke every time we tell one?
Talk about dumbass...

 

[BlueApple]

*sniff sniff* Man... if this doesn't remind you of Reagan I don't know what does

 

[Lucky]

<< LOL

Is it just morbid to think this is the funniest thing you've ever seen in your life?
Not so much the act, but that the news actually took the time to report this. >>





The president faints and you dont think the news should report it? Are the VP's heart attacks non-issues as well?

 

[Random Variable]

The President fainted and bruised him himself rather substantially, for god sakes. :disgust: