Bush and Rumsfeld (Joke)

[psteng19]

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld
sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are
you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims this time and
one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one would worry
about the 140 million Muslims".

 

[mwtgg]

7/10

 

[amish]

1/10

 

[Pciber]

too much like WWII joke about clowns and jews.

War isn't funny! My grandfather died in a concentration camp



...he fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck

 

[Fritzo]

Ugh...this'll start WWIII in the forums 🙂 2/10

 

[Frew]

8/10

I enjoyed it.

 

[DurocShark]

I liked it... 7/10.

 

[Squisher]

funny

 

[biostud]

Better if it was Rumsfeld saying it to Bush

 

[AdamSnow]

I laughed... 8/10.

 

[maziwanka]

this joke sucks and is a deviation of another one.

 

[jjones]

Heard it before but have a :beer: anyway.

 

[Fenixgoon]

-1/10 :thumbsdown:

 

[dabuddha]

Got it from bash.org, eh?

 

[dighn]

hmm i laughed

7/10

 

[bobbybe01]

Michael Moore, is that you? 😉

I agree with biostud, it would've been better had Rumsfeld told Bush...good one though.

 

[Ime]

I smirked and chuckled.

7/10

If it had been Rumsfeld saying it to Bush, it would have been better.

 

[stinger25]

Originally posted by: Pciber
too much like WWII joke about clowns and jews.

War isn't funny! My grandfather died in a concentration camp



...he fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck

Kevin? Is that you?

 

[Pciber]

Originally posted by: stinger25

Originally posted by: Pciber
too much like WWII joke about clowns and jews.

War isn't funny! My grandfather died in a concentration camp



...he fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck

Kevin? Is that you?

you can call me anything you want, baby, so long as it makes you happy