burping and other things around your SO

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Aimster
If you don't then you two are not right for each other

I most certainly agree.

Agreed. The first time I farted around her was by accident. I was trying to let out a silent one while walking to the car...but it came out like "rrrrrrrrrruurrrrrrp." She says "Did you just fart?" and started laughing her head off. That was about 7 months after we started dating. From that point on, we've just been letting them rip left and right. We actually find it quite amusing

Just this weekend I was walking up the steps and she was behind me, so when I got to the top of the steps, I stopped and reached behind with my arms and drew her in right behind me and put her arms around my stomach. Then I lifted my leg and let out this HUGE "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP" and ran into the other room

Careful not to overstep the bounds. Otherwise she'll be scared to go near that region.

Its kinda like "here look down the gun, I promise I won't fire"

after a few fires she's rather frightened of the gun.

-edit- wow! 27% said no.

 

[Trygve]

Hmmmm...I don't think I do things like that more than once a week or two even when I'm by myself--and even then, they're generally not audible or anything like that. I suppose it's hard to be certain about these things, but I'm guessing that having an SO wouldn't give me gas. That's not one of the usual effects, is it?

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Trygve
Hmmmm...I don't think I do things like that more than once a week or two even when I'm by myself--and even then, they're generally not audible or anything like that. I suppose it's hard to be certain about these things, but I'm guessing that having an SO wouldn't give me gas. That's not one of the usual effects, is it?

please see your doctor. STAT.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: rh71
I've known her for 8 years, dated for 6 years, married for almost 5 months... and I still don't do it in front of her (and vice versa).

What are you hiding from each other?

I have no urge to gross her out. I don't need her smelling my methane gas. I eat a lot of red meat too.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: rh71
I've known her for 8 years, dated for 6 years, married for almost 5 months... and I still don't do it in front of her (and vice versa).

What are you hiding from each other?

I have no urge to gross her out. I don't need her smelling my methane gas. I eat a lot of red meat too.

Do you sleep in seperate rooms?

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: rh71
I've known her for 8 years, dated for 6 years, married for almost 5 months... and I still don't do it in front of her (and vice versa).

What are you hiding from each other?

I have no urge to gross her out. I don't need her smelling my methane gas. I eat a lot of red meat too.

Do you sleep in seperate rooms?

I was about to edit to add... I have farted accidentally while sleeping... she's usually in a pretty deep sleep but a few times she wasn't and I just said "sorry"... she chuckled and said it's ok.

Still, I don't openly do it around her. She has never done it around me... I don't think that woman produces any gas unless she's actually in the can. Seriously though, I commented how it was "wrong" in a joking way when a female friend burped while we were hanging out... I don't really care to hear my wife do it... let alone fart if it ever happened. If it happens, it happens... *shrug*.

 

[misle]

My exgirlfriend said that I farted in my sleep, so no reason not to fart when I was awake! (we were together for about 3.5 years)

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: Anubis
when i had a GF, i didnt hold anything back, she didnt care

Key word being had. Maybe she did care after all...

ho we broke up because she beleives in god and i dont

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: Lola
we have a great open relationship, and he is "free" but as most know, ladies dont expell nasties! i keep things to myself!

HA! Tell that to my girl. She out-drinks, out-burps, and out-fights me on many occasions.

Cool, cool, you're a fvckin' pussy unless she's in martial arts.

- M4H

Or she's from Cork, Ireland and I'm a pussy American. Either way, I'm a pussy.

Red headed green eyed Irish lass? :Q

- M4H

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: rh71
I've known her for 8 years, dated for 6 years, married for almost 5 months... and I still don't do it in front of her (and vice versa).

What are you hiding from each other?

I have no urge to gross her out. I don't need her smelling my methane gas. I eat a lot of red meat too.

Do you sleep in seperate rooms?

I was about to edit to add... I have farted accidentally while sleeping... she's usually in a pretty deep sleep but a few times she wasn't and I just said "sorry"... she chuckled and said it's ok.

Still, I don't openly do it around her. She has never done it around me... I don't think that woman produces any gas unless she's actually in the can. Seriously though, I commented how it was "wrong" in a joking way when a female friend burped while we were hanging out... I don't really care to hear my wife do it... let alone fart if it ever happened. If it happens, it happens... *shrug*.

counseling, STAT.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Red headed green eyed Irish lass? :Q

- M4H

Brunette, green-eyed. I'm not a huge fan of the redheads.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: rh71
I've known her for 8 years, dated for 6 years, married for almost 5 months... and I still don't do it in front of her (and vice versa).

What are you hiding from each other?

I have no urge to gross her out. I don't need her smelling my methane gas. I eat a lot of red meat too.

Do you sleep in seperate rooms?

I was about to edit to add... I have farted accidentally while sleeping... she's usually in a pretty deep sleep but a few times she wasn't and I just said "sorry"... she chuckled and said it's ok.

Still, I don't openly do it around her. She has never done it around me... I don't think that woman produces any gas unless she's actually in the can. Seriously though, I commented how it was "wrong" in a joking way when a female friend burped while we were hanging out... I don't really care to hear my wife do it... let alone fart if it ever happened. If it happens, it happens... *shrug*.

Strangely familiar...

Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books.
Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'.
Peter: Well, you see, we're catholic...
Salesman: Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Red headed green eyed Irish lass? :Q

- M4H

Brunette, green-eyed. I'm not a huge fan of the redheads.

Okay, then I agree with you, you're definitely a pussy.

- M4H

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: rh71
I've known her for 8 years, dated for 6 years, married for almost 5 months... and I still don't do it in front of her (and vice versa).

What are you hiding from each other?

I have no urge to gross her out. I don't need her smelling my methane gas. I eat a lot of red meat too.

Do you sleep in seperate rooms?

I was about to edit to add... I have farted accidentally while sleeping... she's usually in a pretty deep sleep but a few times she wasn't and I just said "sorry"... she chuckled and said it's ok.

Still, I don't openly do it around her. She has never done it around me... I don't think that woman produces any gas unless she's actually in the can. Seriously though, I commented how it was "wrong" in a joking way when a female friend burped while we were hanging out... I don't really care to hear my wife do it... let alone fart if it ever happened. If it happens, it happens... *shrug*.

counseling, STAT.

yes yes... we'll have marriage problems because of this. :roll:

 

[Trygve]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Trygve
Hmmmm...I don't think I do things like that more than once a week or two even when I'm by myself--and even then, they're generally not audible or anything like that. I suppose it's hard to be certain about these things, but I'm guessing that having an SO wouldn't give me gas. That's not one of the usual effects, is it?

please see your doctor. STAT.

I just have a weird body. I'm the only person I know who's never had back pains, allergies, or any of those other petty annoyances. On the downside, things like painkillers and a lot of other pharmaceuticals have no effect on me, or they work for ten minutes...and then suddenly wear off and never have any effect again, no matter what dosage. So even if the doctor prescribed fart pills it probably wouldn't work.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Trygve

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Trygve
Hmmmm...I don't think I do things like that more than once a week or two even when I'm by myself--and even then, they're generally not audible or anything like that. I suppose it's hard to be certain about these things, but I'm guessing that having an SO wouldn't give me gas. That's not one of the usual effects, is it?

please see your doctor. STAT.

I just have a weird body. I'm the only person I know who's never had back pains, allergies, or any of those other petty annoyances. On the downside, things like painkillers and a lot of other pharmaceuticals have no effect on me, or they work for ten minutes...and then suddenly wear off and never have any effect again, no matter what dosage. So even if the doctor prescribed fart pills it probably wouldn't work.

Pills my ass. Make some really spicy chili and drop a book of matches in the bathroom.

- M4H

 

[JulesMaximus]

My wife and I have no closed doors in our house unless company is over. Nothing we do is anything that the other hasn't done or seen before. What's the big deal?

If I belch I try to do it discreetly. If it is audible I say excuse me.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
My wife and I have no closed doors in our house unless company is over. Nothing we do is anything that the other hasn't done or seen before. What's the big deal?

If I belch I try to do it discreetly. If it is audible I say excuse me.

hell, I try to rattle the walls and get a "damn baby" out of her.

 

[imported_Tomato]

Burping, passing gas, going to the bathroom, etc. in front of each other is fine. Never met someone I could be so comfortable with.

 

[ElFenix]

we're into golden showers at my house

 

[OrByte]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: rh71
I've known her for 8 years, dated for 6 years, married for almost 5 months... and I still don't do it in front of her (and vice versa).

What are you hiding from each other?

I have no urge to gross her out. I don't need her smelling my methane gas. I eat a lot of red meat too.

Do you sleep in seperate rooms?

I was about to edit to add... I have farted accidentally while sleeping... she's usually in a pretty deep sleep but a few times she wasn't and I just said "sorry"... she chuckled and said it's ok.

Still, I don't openly do it around her. She has never done it around me... I don't think that woman produces any gas unless she's actually in the can. Seriously though, I commented how it was "wrong" in a joking way when a female friend burped while we were hanging out... I don't really care to hear my wife do it... let alone fart if it ever happened. If it happens, it happens... *shrug*.

Strangely familiar...

Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books.
Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'.
Peter: Well, you see, we're catholic...
Salesman: Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'

LOFL!!!!!

oh crap my co-workers are staring now...

 

[NetWareHead]

fart and burp whenever i need to around my girl. I try not to pick my butt or nose around her. I even try not to hock up loogs or spit around her. But I will hold her under the covers for a good dutch oven!

 

[Vic]

"Unabashedly" is the right word.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Vic
"Unabashedly" is the right word.

I was hoping I spelled it right.

But really, its a prereq for me when dating - gotta put up with the noises.