Burglar gets stabbed in the ass with a Fence

Squisher

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I'm so puckered up after seeing that I'll need a crowbar to pry my ass cheeks apart enough to relieve myself.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: Squisher
I'm so puckered up after seeing that I'll need a crowbar to pry my ass cheeks apart enough to relieve myself.
Might I suggest a fence post instead of a crowbar?

 

Number1

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This cracks me up:

Quote: "Naturally, the spike damaged his rectum and intestines, just like a bad night in prison with a tattooed guy named Manuel. "
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Surprise episiotomies FTL.
Alright, I had to look up that word in the dictionary.

So nature gave rise to these damn huge brains, and skulls that aren't really all that flexible.

-"Great, there's this huge, brainy thing developing in the womb. That should be ok, right?"

"Yeah, I guess........but, how is it going to get out of there?"

-"..."

"That's what I thought. Just push it to market, I'm sure it'll be fine."

 

flxnimprtmscl

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Man, I know this happened in the commission of a crime and all but... I wouldn't wish this on anyone in the world. I'm in pain just looking at that.