Bumpersticker of the day!

Cosmic_Horror

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Chocolate, coffee, men...
somethings are just better rich!
:)


 
Oct 12, 1999
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I don't give a sh!t what you'd rather be doing or what your other car is..
 

tmj

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Unless you're a hemmoroid, get off my @ss!
 

Harvey

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Drive carefully. Newton was RIGHT!!!

Caution... I brake for tailgaters. :)
 

NFS4

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How's my driving?

Call 1-800-EAT-SH!T
 

dennilfloss

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&quot;Procrastination - I'll deal with it sooner or later.&quot;

&quot;Dyslexics of the world - untie!!!&quot;

&quot;Be patriotic - question authority.&quot;

&quot;If woman's place is in the home, why am I always in my car?&quot;

&quot;If you can read this, you're too close to my car.&quot;

&quot;Safe sax and violins.&quot;

&quot;Guns don't kill people. I do.&quot;

&quot;My other car is a stealth bomber.&quot; (On the back of the car of a member of the air force)


...remember which ONE state voted for McGovern? Bumper sticker had a map of Massachussetts, and said something to the effect of...
&quot;We warned you...&quot;

&quot;Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.&quot;
&quot;A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.&quot;

&quot;Horn broken, watch for finger.&quot;

&quot;My kid had sex with your honor student.&quot;

&quot;If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.&quot;

&quot;Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply&quot;

&quot;I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.&quot;

&quot;Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.&quot;

&quot;I'm just driving this way to piss you off.&quot;

&quot;Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.&quot;

&quot;Keep honking, I'm reloading.&quot;

&quot;Hang up and drive.&quot;

&quot;Lord save me from your followers.&quot;

&quot;Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.&quot;

&quot;Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.&quot;

&quot;I said &quot;no&quot; to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.&quot;

&quot;Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.&quot;

&quot;If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?&quot;

&quot;Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.&quot;

&quot;Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.&quot;

&quot;Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.&quot;

&quot;My kid beat up your Honors Student!&quot;

&quot;Save the planet! (Kill yourself)&quot;

&quot;Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.&quot;

&quot;I love cats...they taste just like chicken&quot;

&quot;Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.&quot;

&quot;Cover me. I'm changing lanes.&quot;

&quot;As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools&quot;

&quot;Happiness is a belt-fed weapon&quot;

&quot;Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.&quot;

&quot;Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep&quot;

&quot;I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.&quot;

&quot;Montana --- At least our cows are sane!&quot;

&quot;Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.&quot;

&quot;Death to all fanatics!&quot;

&quot;Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt&quot;

&quot;The gene pool could use a little chlorine.&quot;

&quot;I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.&quot;

&quot;Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!&quot;

&quot;It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.&quot;

&quot;When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.&quot;

&quot;Wink, I'll do the rest!&quot;

&quot;I took an IQ test and the results were negative.&quot;

&quot;When there's a will, I want to be in it!&quot;

&quot;Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?&quot;

&quot;Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!&quot;

&quot;It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.&quot;

&quot;Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!&quot;

&quot;Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!&quot;

&quot;Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.&quot;

&quot;Give me ambiguity or give me something else.&quot;

&quot;We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.&quot;

&quot;Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.&quot;

&quot;He who laughs last thinks slowest&quot;

&quot;Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.&quot;

&quot;Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.&quot;

&quot;Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.&quot;

&quot;Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.&quot;

&quot;i souport publik edekasion&quot;

&quot;The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.&quot;

&quot;We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.&quot;

&quot;Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.&quot;

&quot;3 kinds of people: those who can count &amp; those who can't.&quot;

&quot;Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?&quot;

&quot;Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?&quot;

&quot;I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.&quot;

&quot;I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.&quot;

&quot;Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.&quot;

Seen on the back of a loaded horse trailer:

&quot;DON'T BE WHAT YOU SEE&quot;

&quot;Stop reading this and watch where you're driving.&quot;

&quot;I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.&quot;

&quot;Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.&quot;

&quot;I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.&quot;

&quot;Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.&quot;

&quot;Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.&quot;

&quot;Confusion not only reigns, it pours&quot;

&quot;Madness takes it's toll; please have exact change&quot;

&quot;I use to have a handle on life; then it broke&quot;

&quot;Adopt a teenager while he still knows everything.&quot;

Stop In The Name Of Love (Diana Ross &amp; The Suptemes)
 

arcain

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Oct 9, 1999
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Saw on a license frame (close enough to a bumper sticker):

My other toy has tits.
 

Kitros

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&quot;Do not meddle in the affairs of a dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with kethup.&quot;

It also has a cool dragon on it;)
 
Oct 11, 1999
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There are 2 secrets to success in life:
1) Don't tell everything you know.


:)
amish
 

marketsons1985

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How bout the worst??
&quot;If you're lookin' for yer cat, try under my tires&quot; :|
Being a cat owner, that just pissed me off.
 

KaBudokan

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I wasn't paranoid until they started following me.
 
Feb 24, 2000
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I'm not racist, I hate everyone.

thanks dennil, I've got a new aim profile cause of your incredible knowledge of license plates. :D
 

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