Bumper Stickers

[classy]

I always seem to read bumper stickers and today I seen 3 good ones.

"The driver onboard has only $20 in Ammunition!"

"If God isn't a Penn State Fan, why is the sky Blue and White?"

"I Swerve to hit people at RANDOM!"

Anybody else got any good ones?

 

[geno]

"Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-$HIT"

"Phuck you you phucking phuckhole
Main Street Video"

That last one is dead serious too (for a video store!!!) :Q

 

[MrBond]

Here are one or two

 

[Helpless]

"GET TO WORK! There are millions on welfare depending on you!"

 

[Axman]

This one made me chuckle...

"Imagine Frozen Peas"

 

[nicowju]

I saw this once...
"Horn broken; Watch for finger!"

 

[tasslex]

<< This one made me chuckle...

&quot;Imagine Frozen Peas&quot; >>


I don't get it.

I've seen &quot;Imagine Whirled Peas&quot;

 

[urameatball]

<< This one made me chuckle...

&quot;Imagine Frozen Peas&quot; >>

I don't get it either... someone explain please? is there something about peas I don't know about?

 

[Helpless]

...and on the frozen pea note:


&quot;Fck Milk, Got Pot?&quot;

 

[TheAvenger]

Support your local beekeeper Eat your Honey.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Milk sucks. got beer?

I just had sex with your honor student.

 

[db]

Save a mouse--
eat a pussy.

 

[przero]

My wife is an honor roll student at Doyle Middle School.

 

[Squisher]

I'm not swerving, I'm reloading.

 

[jcovercash]

Heres one

I'm not a dirty old man just a Sexy Senior Citizen.

 

[Cyberian]

Seen in Florida:

Honk if You Voted for Gore !!
(It's the round button in the middle of the steering wheel)