Bulletproof Monk = fun, foolish movie

GermyBoy

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Very surprise ending, well...as surprising as it can get in a bad kung fu movie. LOL

James King (IV) (a girl for those of you who don't know) who plays as Jade, is quite the looker. I pegged her as a cross between Angelina Jolie and Kristen Kreuk of Smallville.

She is one of the two reasons to see it.
 

Jejunum

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nah pass on this movie imho i see many many martial arts movies a year (a hobby) and this movie is blech

lots of trite horrid dialog..."believe and you can" the girl is hot though

the actual fighting is short and frankly poorly done. the camera just flips around and you really see nothing - perhaps "stiffler" wasnt up to the job.

 

slycat

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this was wrong role from the start...why is CYF in this role?...my gawd...
get a real monk who CAN fight...aka JetLi. He was a monk at shaolin plus he
erm...can fight..(shaolin i mean...come on, the 3yr olds in shaolin can kick ur ass).
 

Jejunum

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slycat i disagree with you on CYF - he is a highly trained martial artist! (google was no help in backing me up damnit)
 

UncleWai

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nopee, chow yun fat is known for films of him carrying guns and shoot everyone that gets in his way.
 

slycat

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Originally posted by: Jejunum
slycat i disagree with you on CYF - he is a highly trained martial artist! (google was no help in backing me up damnit)

please...i have seen CYF since his 1st tv series with HK TVB with DodoCheng...
and he is no martial artist.
 

Jejunum

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damn that makes me sad i convinced myself he was a real martial artist...can u back up your statement at all (im still looking blech)

 

prodigy

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Originally posted by: UncleWai
nopee, chow yun fat is known for films of him carrying guns and shoot everyone that gets in his way.

Yup, and look like a serious badass with the two pistols.