Bulk Beef

[Kaido]

Our problem is solved forever!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

"Japanese law expressly prohibits cloned animals to get into the food chain again."

...so send them here!

 

[Kaido]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
"Japanese law expressly prohibits cloned animals to get into the food chain again."

...so send them here!

Agreed:

from a famous Gifu bull known for his delicious buttery marbled-textured meat

ready to go into the grill. Actually, the last part would be impossible, as Japanese law expressly prohibits cloned animals to get into the food chain again.

That's just WRONG!

 

[SunnyD]

Yasufuku-go, the name of the prized bull, had his testicles frozen 13 years ago. The team of researches and the Kinki University in Osaka were able to extract living cells from frozen meat, which according to project leader Teruhiko Wakayama "means we can clone cows using frozen beef sold at supermarkets."

I wonder how one enrolls at "Kinki University". Sounds.... fun.

Yasufuku-go, the name of the prized bull, had his testicles frozen 13 years ago. The team of researches and the Kinki University in Osaka] were able to extract living cells from frozen meat, which according to project leader Teruhiko Wakayama "means we can clone cows using frozen beef sold at supermarkets."

So I take it this is more of a "cold beef injection"? :laugh:

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Yasufuku-go, the name of the prized bull, had his testicles frozen 13 years ago. The team of researches and the Kinki University in Osaka were able to extract living cells from frozen meat, which according to project leader Teruhiko Wakayama "means we can clone cows using frozen beef sold at supermarkets."

I wonder how one enrolls at "Kinki University". Sounds.... fun.

I'm one of the founding members. :Q

 

[Jeff7]

A yes, good old Yasufuku "Frozen Testicles" -go, the ultimate blue ball bull.

Everyone loves his buttery, marble-textured meat.

 

[rivan]

So why hasn't anyone made a woolly mammoth yet? Freezerburn?

 

[Kaido]

Originally posted by: rivan
So why hasn't anyone made a woolly mammoth yet? Freezerburn?

As long as they name it Manfred, they can clone all the mammoths they want

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Kaido

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
"Japanese law expressly prohibits cloned animals to get into the food chain again."

...so send them here!

Agreed:

from a famous Gifu bull known for his delicious buttery marbled-textured meat

ready to go into the grill. Actually, the last part would be impossible, as Japanese law expressly prohibits cloned animals to get into the food chain again.

That's just WRONG!

How the hell do you stop something from getting into the food chain? Blast it into space? Even if the cow dies, is cremated and dumped into the ocean, the molecules that make up its body are eventually going to find their way back into another organism and it will reenter the food chain. If they meant that it was illegal for cloned cows to be fed to humans, why not just say so instead of trying to pass a law that violates the laws of thermodynamics?

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Kaido

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
"Japanese law expressly prohibits cloned animals to get into the food chain again."

...so send them here!

Agreed:

from a famous Gifu bull known for his delicious buttery marbled-textured meat

ready to go into the grill. Actually, the last part would be impossible, as Japanese law expressly prohibits cloned animals to get into the food chain again.

That's just WRONG!

How the hell do you stop something from getting into the food chain? Blast it into space? Even if the cow dies, is cremated and dumped into the ocean, the molecules that make up its body are eventually going to find their way back into another organism and it will reenter the food chain. If they meant that it was illegal for cloned cows to be fed to humans, why not just say so instead of trying to pass a law that violates the laws of thermodynamics?

Could be bad journalism or bad translating, probably meant human food supply. Since we don't have the japanese text, we don't know.

 

[Q]

I wouldn't eat that

 

[Adam8281]

If only they could find a way to clone alternators

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Kaido

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
"Japanese law expressly prohibits cloned animals to get into the food chain again."

...so send them here!

Agreed:

from a famous Gifu bull known for his delicious buttery marbled-textured meat

ready to go into the grill. Actually, the last part would be impossible, as Japanese law expressly prohibits cloned animals to get into the food chain again.

That's just WRONG!

How the hell do you stop something from getting into the food chain? Blast it into space? Even if the cow dies, is cremated and dumped into the ocean, the molecules that make up its body are eventually going to find their way back into another organism and it will reenter the food chain. If they meant that it was illegal for cloned cows to be fed to humans, why not just say so instead of trying to pass a law that violates the laws of thermodynamics?

The Japanese don't need Thermodynamics. Didn't you get the memo?