Buhahahaha! A new joke

[Locutus of Board]

One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girlfriends
understanding parents left us alone in the living room.

Naturally, we did not talk all the time. In the midst
of a kiss, I noticed her little brother in his pajamas
watching us from the doorway.

"If you will be a good boy and go to bed, I will give
you a quarter," I said to him.

Without taking the bribe or saying a word, he ran off
but soon was back again.

"Here is a dollar," he said. "I wanna watch."

 

[Adul]

hahahahaha thats a good one.

 

[Locutus of Board]

'nuther

On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend
his last night "playing tiddlywinks" with a Geisha Girl. Upon
returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird
green, festering sore growing on his "tiddlywink"

He went to the doctor, Dr. Jones, who, after hearing of
his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him
he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete
amputation. Joe was horrified, and decided to get a
second opinion.

Joe contacted Dr. Smith and showed him the green growth.
Dr. Smith said "I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We
must amputate right away."

Joe could not accept this. His friend suggested that he
visit an oriental doctor. They must deal with this all
the time. He went to Dr. Chu Wong.

Dr. Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but
said "These Amadican Doctors - so quick to Chop Chop Chop.
Amputation not necesally."

Joe was relieved.

Dr. Wong said "You wait three weeks and it fall off on
its own."

 

[RaDragon]

LOL!

(eeewww on the second one!)