I just went camping this weekend, came into work and felt something crawling on my thigh. Went to the bathroom and pulled out about an inch long bug of some sort, he must have made his way into my pants before I put them on because I've showered twice since then. No biggie, I can deal with that, but now every time I feel an itch on my legs I'm checking to see if its another bug and its driving me nuts!
Bugs in my pants.
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hah. I feel your pain. My last apartment was infested with bedbugs. I spent months scratching phantom itches. It almost drove me batshit insane.
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The other night while using my computer I kept feeling something ruffling in my hair. I kept rubbing at it but figured that it was just my collar or something. After a while I felt something on my neck, so I touch it with my finger and I feel some alien creature, about the size of a nickel. Obviously I flip out and start jumping around my room going nuts. I turn on the light and look down and there's this huge massive beetle crawling around.
What was weird was that right when I knocked it off, I smelled something unidentifiable... It sorta smelled like "really good smelling air" if that makes any sense. I noticed that my room smelled like shit after I had left and come back in, so I think that the beetle smelled terrible and I had somehow gotten used to the smell since it had been crawling on me. Maybe everything smelled good again once I knocked it off and that was the sensation I got???
Gross.
What was weird was that right when I knocked it off, I smelled something unidentifiable... It sorta smelled like "really good smelling air" if that makes any sense. I noticed that my room smelled like shit after I had left and come back in, so I think that the beetle smelled terrible and I had somehow gotten used to the smell since it had been crawling on me. Maybe everything smelled good again once I knocked it off and that was the sensation I got???
Gross.
Originally posted by: Platypus
is your anteater broken?
For optimal operation, the snout must be fully extended.
You know I just realized it wasn't my pants that he must have come from, it was the boxers that I'm wearing. I overstocked on clothes and threw the unworn stuff back in the dresser. I probably picked up the same pair that was in my pack and he was hanging out in there ever since.
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
awww c'mon, we know those were used boxers.
Normally I'd have to say you got me, I generally rewear boxers, especially after camping in them for 4 days, but since most of this trip was spent nekkid I can't say that this was the case...
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camping at a nudist's colony?Originally posted by: MrLee
Originally posted by: moshquerade
awww c'mon, we know those were used boxers.
Normally I'd have to say you got me, I generally rewear boxers, especially after camping in them for 4 days, but since most of this trip was spent nekkid I can't say that this was the case...
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Originally posted by: MrLee
Originally posted by: moshquerade
awww c'mon, we know those were used boxers.
Normally I'd have to say you got me, I generally rewear boxers, especially after camping in them for 4 days, but since most of this trip was spent nekkid I can't say that this was the case...
you rewear boxers? might i ask why?
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Originally posted by: MrLee
Originally posted by: moshquerade
awww c'mon, we know those were used boxers.
Normally I'd have to say you got me, I generally rewear boxers, especially after camping in them for 4 days, but since most of this trip was spent nekkid I can't say that this was the case...
They're not considered reworn if you turn them inside out.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
camping at a nudist's colony?Originally posted by: MrLee
Originally posted by: moshquerade
awww c'mon, we know those were used boxers.
Normally I'd have to say you got me, I generally rewear boxers, especially after camping in them for 4 days, but since most of this trip was spent nekkid I can't say that this was the case...
Who said anything about other people being nude? I just don't like the tan lines when I go tubing down the river. You know everyone tubing with me for 3 hours is peeing on themselves too, but people always freak out when the naked guy does it.
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