Bug! What is it?

[jlee]

Weird little ah heck...tiny, and very tough. I tried to squish it with the padded evelope- nope, no go. He's probably still crawling around somewhere, because he's not on the box anymore.

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[krylon]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscorpion

 

[RKS]

tick, enjoy your lyme's disease

 

[shiner]

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[Flipped Gazelle]

Find him, stick a small pin thru him so he's stock to something, and take some macros.

 

[vi edit]

At first I thought "NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!!!" and then I saw just how small it was.

So.....

*TACTICAL* NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!

 

[MoPHo]

It looks like a bug version of Dr. Robotnik...

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: krylon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscorpion

Pseudoscorpions are generally beneficial to humans

I don't feel so bad for letting him get away, then.

 

[waffleironhead]

you has the crabs!

 

[Barfo]

Crab?

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: krylon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscorpion

Pseudoscorpions are generally beneficial to humans

I don't feel so bad for letting him get away, then.

Should have killed him when you had the chance. None of his buddies would have ever known.

But now... you've brought about our destruction at the hands of miniature scorpion imitators! He's going to run to all his hundreds of friends and family, who will spread the word of his near death experience with a human. They'll tell all their friends, and next thing you know, we'll have millions upon millions of this critters making more babies to raise for the war against man! They'll attack us by the thousands to spray their little digestive juices all over us!

WE'RE DOOMED MEN!

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: krylon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscorpion

Pseudoscorpions are generally beneficial to humans

I don't feel so bad for letting him get away, then.

Should have killed him when you had the chance. None of his buddies would have ever known.

But now... you've brought about our destruction at the hands of miniature scorpion imitators! He's going to run to all his hundreds of friends and family, who will spread the word of his near death experience with a human. They'll tell all their friends, and next thing you know, we'll have millions upon millions of this critters making more babies to raise for the war against man! They'll attack us by the thousands to spray their little digestive juices all over us!

WE'RE DOOMED MEN!

Nuke them from orbit?

 

[RESmonkey]

kill it when u have the chance to

 

[hiromizu]

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: krylon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscorpion

Pseudoscorpions are generally beneficial to humans

I don't feel so bad for letting him get away, then.

Should have killed him when you had the chance. None of his buddies would have ever known.

But now... you've brought about our destruction at the hands of miniature scorpion imitators! He's going to run to all his hundreds of friends and family, who will spread the word of his near death experience with a human. They'll tell all their friends, and next thing you know, we'll have millions upon millions of this critters making more babies to raise for the war against man! They'll attack us by the thousands to spray their little digestive juices all over us!

WE'RE DOOMED MEN!

Nuke them from orbit?

Prolly the only way to be sure

 

[Newbian]

Spider!!!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: hiromizu

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: krylon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscorpion

Pseudoscorpions are generally beneficial to humans

I don't feel so bad for letting him get away, then.

Should have killed him when you had the chance. None of his buddies would have ever known.

But now... you've brought about our destruction at the hands of miniature scorpion imitators! He's going to run to all his hundreds of friends and family, who will spread the word of his near death experience with a human. They'll tell all their friends, and next thing you know, we'll have millions upon millions of this critters making more babies to raise for the war against man! They'll attack us by the thousands to spray their little digestive juices all over us!

WE'RE DOOMED MEN!

Nuke them from orbit?

Prolly the only way to be sure

Don't you guys watch movies? Radiation just makes them bigger and meaner.

 

[zinfamous]

looks like some kind of scorpion tick.

you're toast.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: krylon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscorpion

beneficial my ass!

look at those fucking CLAWS!!!

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: hiromizu

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: krylon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscorpion

Pseudoscorpions are generally beneficial to humans

I don't feel so bad for letting him get away, then.

Should have killed him when you had the chance. None of his buddies would have ever known.

But now... you've brought about our destruction at the hands of miniature scorpion imitators! He's going to run to all his hundreds of friends and family, who will spread the word of his near death experience with a human. They'll tell all their friends, and next thing you know, we'll have millions upon millions of this critters making more babies to raise for the war against man! They'll attack us by the thousands to spray their little digestive juices all over us!

WE'RE DOOMED MEN!

Nuke them from orbit?

Prolly the only way to be sure

Don't you guys watch movies? Radiation just makes them bigger and meaner.

Yeah, it's a risk, but could prove good.

On the other hand, having millions of those fuckers running around, the size of humans, spraying their juices every which direction... that could get ugly.

And they're everywhere. We nuke ourselves. Shit... Men, We're Still Doomed!