Budweiser: Real American Heroes

Cyberian

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<< i didnt think they were that funny >>


I thought they were great!

Haven't heard any for a while, though.
 

Zenmervolt

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They've changed them to "Real Men of Genius" after 09/11. Small, but a nice touch IMO.

Oh yeah, and they are hilarious. :D

ZV
 

gopunk

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Bud Light presents: Real American Heroes
*Real American heroes...*
Today we salute YOU, Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer
*Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Desiiigner!*
You provide us with colorful loungewear, capable of hiding any stain we can dish out.
*Gettin' sloppay!*
Who else could create flowered shirts, that are still so unmistakably masculine?
*Ohh!*
A single shirt that matches every pair of pants we own, and really sets off a white belt...
*Lookin' good now...*
Sure, women say they hate them... but inside, they're all swooning for the big kahuna.
*Ooh Kahuna!*
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer...
Your shirts may not be made in Hawaii, but Taiwan is an island too.
*Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Desiiigner!*

Bud Light presents: Real American Heroes
*Real American heroes...*
Today we salute YOU, Mr. Outside the Stadium Peanut Seller
*Mr. Outside the Stadium Peanut Seller!*
YOU stand like a sentry, outside the grounds of our national pasttime, offering your salty nuts.
*Nice and crunchay....*
"Half price on the outside, ALL the taste," that's your pitch.
*Nuts for scraatch!*
There's nothing like spending a summer day on a hard bleacher sit, crunching your nuts.
*Crunch, crunch* *OH!*
Unless it's sitting behind home plate, spreading mustard on your weiner.
*Hot and spicy!*
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Outside the Stadium Peanut Seller...
Because thanks to YOU, a bag of peanuts costs... just peanuts.
*Mr. Outside the Stadium Peanut Seller!*
 

gopunk

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<<

<< i didnt think they were that funny >>


I thought they were great!

Haven't heard any for a while, though.
>>




i think they've come out with some new ones... mr. foam finger maker. not sure if that's new to everybody or just new to me though :p

i'm downloading like 30 of 'em from AG :)
 

IJump

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This is one of my favorites:

bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. really bad toupee wearer
(mr. really bad toupee wearer)
more than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your chrome dome cover says "hey guys, look at me"
(what could you be thinking)
you think it looks natural, but it couldn't look phonier if it had a chin strap
(couldn't fool a blind man)
made of space-age fibers, it can repel anything: rain, wind, snow, and especially young women
(i don't think so)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. stud in a rug, then crack open another for that thing in your head
(i don't think it's on straight)
 

deftron

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LOL :p

bud light presents real american heroes
**real american heroes**
today we salute you, mr. underwear inspector number twelve
**mr. underwear inspector number twelve**
wether it be tighty whiteys, or banana hammocks, you're the one who makes sure our skivvies cut the mustard
**ridin high**
you make sure the door is fastened with secure seams, so that the cow doesn't get out of the barn when it shouldn't
**don't let it out**
dedicating yourself to a craft others might pou pou, you can pass every single man on the street and say with pride, "you there, you're wearing my underpants, and no, i don't want them back."
so crack open an ice cold bud light eagle eyes, because we're all glad you've got your hands in our shorts
**change em every day**