Originally posted by: Fritzo
Today we salute you Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
(Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer)
There are 24 hours in a day, you're wearing 80 hour protection. If the Sun fails to go down, you'll be ready
(Don't forget the moonlight)
Your coconut scented force-field blocks out all the suns rays, and any stray rays from another sun, in another galaxy- LOL!!!
(You're a STAR!!)
30 SPF? Please.. You might as well be wearing cooking oil
(Something smells delicious)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
In fact, feel free to crack one open at high noon, in the middle of the Sahara desert
(Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer)