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Bob Barker : How much is this dinette set worth?

Person 1 : $675
Person 2 : $780
Person 3 : What was the last bid?

Bob Barker : $780

Person 3 : $781
Person 2 : Fsck you!
 

KeyserSoze

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Lois' brother: "It's better than spending your day with chronic masterbater's."

Chris: "Is it lonely on that pedastal of yours?"


HAHAHAHAHA.




KS
 
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"So I was just upstairts and I saw a half-dead fat guy eating a dead fat guy."

"Oh, I guess we're just looking the other way.
 

Reel

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POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
 

Kalvin00

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Originally posted by: Reel
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

POW! KICK TO REEL'S NUTS!
POW! KICK TO REEL'S NUTS!
POW! KICK TO REEL'S NUTS!
POW! KICK TO REEL'S NUTS!
POW! KICK TO REEL'S NUTS!
 

arcenite

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Dec 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Originally posted by: Reel
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

POW! KICK TO REEL'S NUTS!
POW! KICK TO REEL'S NUTS!
POW! KICK TO REEL'S NUTS!
POW! KICK TO REEL'S NUTS!
POW! KICK TO REEL'S NUTS!

:Q

 

Nohr

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Lois: "When I think of all the food we've wasted in this house..."

*Cut to Peter kneeling next to the TV showing Magnum PI*

Peter: "Here, Tom Selleck. Come on." *Offers spoonful of beans to TV*
Peter: "Down the hatch. Come on." *Shot changes to Higgins*
Peter: "None for you, Higgins! Trying to steal Tom Selleck's food! No. You've had yours!"