BTS.....AKA......FLAMING BUNGHO!!! Any cures???

[ppaik]

I have the mean case of BTS......my A-hole is on FIRE!!! Anyone know how to cure this? I can't even sit right now. I feel like running cold water or pouring sugar on it.

 

[beer]

umm
I think I'd better not say a word...

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

I dunno, what is BTS? Maybe try some baby butt salve or something like A&D ointment.

 

[IBhacknU]

what does BTS stand for?

 

[8ball]

Take something that clogs you back up.

 

[urbantechie]

rotflmao!!

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

I hope he hasn't passed out from the BTS yet. Have you tried an icicle?

 

[IBhacknU]

take a cold bath?

Bowel &
Testicle
Syndrome ???

 

[TuffGuy]

try some thai...

 

[IBhacknU]

still looking for an answer!

 

[dennilfloss]

I heard that Cheese Whiz, applied with a spatula straight cold from the fridge works wonders.

How to Make a Monster (Rob Zombie)

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

That's a fine home remedy, I have family in Canada that swear by this treatment for BTS.

 

[KameLeon]

ROTFL..ouch!

 

[Sacotool]

Sit in a bucket of salt/hot water. That will work wonders

 

[BiggieN]

WHAT DOES BTS STAND FOR??????


ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!1

 

[dennilfloss]

Bowel's
Tourette
Syndrome.

Cause it makes all those rude involuntary noises.

Brown Sugar (Rolling Stones)

 

[IBhacknU]

<< Brown sugar >>

ewwwwwwwwww!!!

 

[dennilfloss]

Maybe ppaik is a girl. So...

Lady Marmalade (Nanette Workman)

 

[IBhacknU]

well.... whoever 'it' is, they haven't posted since initiating this topic

 

[dennilfloss]

They pooped themselves to oblivion.

Inside Out (Crash Vegas)

 

[Moonbeam]

That roll of soft white paper on a cardboard tube near the toilet, if used to wipe, will prevent this.

 

[BiggieN]

no no no...you've been using what is known as &quot;Paper Towels&quot;...

 

[Sacotool]

Oh damn, nothing like sandpapering your ass with those cheap brown paper towels found in public restrooms!!!!!:Q

 

[dennilfloss]

No spruce branches where you live? :Q

Doctor Jones (Aqua)