Brushed up against a gay guy...

[bonkers325]

did it... move?

 

[DrunkenSano]

Cut off your arm ASAP before it spreads to your body.

 

[J-Money]

Ok here is a simple 100% accurate test to see what, if anything, has happened.

Q: So what's your favorite Madonna album?

After answering, check spoiler to find your test results.

Spoiler

If you've answered anything but "I've never bought one" then you've got gay!

 

[classy]

LOL, hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Brigandier]

Was walking home from dinner, in a wife beater

He squealed because it's really tacky to wear a wife beater in public.

 

[Macamus Prime]

Was walking home from dinner, in a wife beater, and brushed up against an obviously gay guy. I didn't see him at first (he squealed when I brushed up against him and by the time I looked around he was around the corner), but my friend did, and said I rubbed on the side portion of his body and that it was a very flaming homosexual.

He was just walking on the sidewalk and obviously unconcerned with approaching humans, since i didn't see him and brushed up against him. He made a huge, loud noise when I brushed against him and ran away.

Do I need to worry about diseases or anything? As I was in a wife beater, I'm a bit concerned. Definitely felt my arm rub up against him...

Are you in Texas? Because you had every right to shoot him and drape his body with barb wire on a fence.

 

[highland145]

Are you in Texas? Because you had every right to shoot him and drape his body with barb wire on a fence.

Well, that's how we rob people around here.

 

[lsv]

Saving this for my 1000th post.

 

[SlitheryDee]

He squealed because it's really tacky to wear a wife beater in public.

Considering anything to be "tacky" is one of the signs.

 

[Jeff7]

I just bought some "red homo" milk.:hmm:

 

[Newbian]

I just bought some "red homo" milk.:hmm:

 

[SKORPI0]

This should cure him!!!

 

[Newbian]

 

[JulesMaximus]

I've hugged gay men many times. Probably every month or so I hug a gay man in fact.

 

[Jeeebus]

I've hugged gay men many times. Probably every month or so I hug a gay man in fact.

does it move?

 

[zinfamous]

If sucking cawk makes me gay, then I don't wanna be straight!

 

[JulesMaximus]

does it move?

Hasn't so far. Do I pass the test?

 

[JulesMaximus]

If sucking cawk makes me gay, then I don't wanna be straight!

That doesn't make you gay according to Larry Craig or Ted Haggard.

 

[Duder1no]

 

[zinfamous]

That doesn't make you gay according to Larry Craig or Ted Haggard.

that's the precedent that I have been going by.

:thumbsup:

 

[spidey07]

 

[Perknose]

Originally Posted by Perknose
And all this because you carelessly stepped on a rodent. :'(

wat da fuk

Psssst. This is a parody thread.

 

[JulesMaximus]

that's the precedent that I have been going by.

:thumbsup:

Two washed up christian conservative leaders can't be wrong!