Bruce vs. Coke vs. Spork vs. Nissan

MichaelD

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Who would win? Do you care?

I am allowed one NEF thread per year. This is it. With all the BS threads lately about Kelvrick (WTH is a "Kelvrick" anyway?) vs. a spork...well, I figured I'd join the unwashed masses in their ball of confusion. Jump on in! The water is great! :D

This "one NEF thread per year" has now outlived it's time.

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Rallispec

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we settled this debate last night. Nissan kills both bruce lee and spork. coke sucks
 

MikeO

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ok, now I just have to ask (I managed to hold this far).... WTH is Spork?!
 

Rallispec

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<< ok, now I just have to ask (I managed to hold this far).... WTH is Spork?! >>



a spoon fork cross over.. a spoon with points on the end for stabbing
 

GonzoDaGr8

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a spoon fork cross over.. a spoon with points on the end for stabbing

Also known as a "Foon"...;)

Give the win to Bruce..
Followed by Mr. Spork..
Coke is suxors...Give me Pepsi
Nissan also is suxors...Love my Toyota.
 

Spendthrift

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naw, its all about the spork.

more useful than a swiss army knife and you never have to worry about slicing a finger off!

you can poke bruce in the eye with it, puncture tires on a nissan with it, and...ummm...puncture a can of coke with it.
 

Rallispec

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<< naw, its all about the spork.

more useful than a swiss army knife and you never have to worry about slicing a finger off!

you can poke bruce in the eye with it, puncture tires on a nissan with it, and...ummm...puncture a can of coke with it.
>>



a plastic spork wont puncture anything. well, bruce might bleed a little. but coke and nissan would regulate on the spork
 

MichaelD

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<< naw, its all about the spork.

more useful than a swiss army knife and you never have to worry about slicing a finger off!

you can poke bruce in the eye with it, puncture tires on a nissan with it, and...ummm...puncture a can of coke with it.
>>



LMAO..."poke Bruce in the eye with it..." LOL!! :D
 

Yzzim

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Feb 13, 2000
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Coke would eat away at Bruce, Spork and Nissan eventually. Either of them might win a couple battles, but you have to look at the full war.
 

Doggiedog

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Coke would win even Bruce would agree.

Be like Coke, Bruce would say. When Coke goes in a spork, it becomes the spork. When Coke spills in a Nissan, it becomes the Nissan. You cannot crush or squeeze Coke.
 

ElFenix

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coke can't even eat its way out of that wimpy aluminum can they put it in.
 

StageLeft

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Nissan gets first place, Coke second, bruce third, and spork a distant 4th.

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