After getting a case of the drunken munchies and heading out to Denny's, I saw a girl through the glass that I knew I just had to bring home last night.
I knew it wasn't going to be easy, as these circumstances rarely are too favorable..especially considering she's a proto-typical white girl. Even my so-called friends doubted me, except for one, who thought I was more than capable..coincedentally though he was the most drunken in the group.
Normally such situations require an excessive amount of work to be put in, or in most cases it's simply a matter of an endless stream of money equaling success.
However, I got lucky, and with hardly any effort at all, she was mine to take home. In fact as I'm typing this she's giving me a look of satisfaction, one that only a girl such as her can pull off.
That then, is the story of how I bested the claw machine at Denny's and won my Betty Boop doll..whom I now share joint custody with the girl who provided me the $0.50 that won her.
Here's a picture of what she kind of looks like, maybe I'll take an actual picture later if I'm so inclined.
I knew it wasn't going to be easy, as these circumstances rarely are too favorable..especially considering she's a proto-typical white girl. Even my so-called friends doubted me, except for one, who thought I was more than capable..coincedentally though he was the most drunken in the group.
Normally such situations require an excessive amount of work to be put in, or in most cases it's simply a matter of an endless stream of money equaling success.
However, I got lucky, and with hardly any effort at all, she was mine to take home. In fact as I'm typing this she's giving me a look of satisfaction, one that only a girl such as her can pull off.
That then, is the story of how I bested the claw machine at Denny's and won my Betty Boop doll..whom I now share joint custody with the girl who provided me the $0.50 that won her.
Here's a picture of what she kind of looks like, maybe I'll take an actual picture later if I'm so inclined.
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