Broken Jaw, I'm hungry

[Turin39789]

Broke my jaw the other day playing softball, instead of completely wiring it they gave me pseudo-braces and its held shut with rubber bands. This lets me open my mouth up a little, but im still on a liquid diet because i cant chew and the rubber bands keep me from getting a spoon in my mouth. Ive got soup, spaghetti-o's apple sauce, ice cream, and yogurt. Even got some protein shake mix so if i lose weight I can hopefully keep some muscle.

ANYWAY, getting tired of this diet, anyone been in a similar situation/have suggestions on different foods that I can eat while i am stuck like this?

 

[TheCorm]

Pick whatever you want and shove it in a blender...

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

My advice...start small (one piece of pizza until you figure out how to blend it properly...etc). And don't do cereal, it's terrible after going through a blender.

 

[Turin39789]

do i put anything in the blender with the pizza? does it need liquid/ice?

 

[Spoooon]

I would think that you'd need some sort of liquid. If I were going to blend up a pizza, I might add some spicy v-8 to it. Maybe then you'd be able to drink it.

 

[xcript]

Wtf? Blended up pizza?

Personally, I'd rather stick to soup and yogurt.

And beer.

 

[HiTek21]

Just don't try to snort a piece of steak like Homer did in the simpsons.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: xcript
Wtf? Blended up pizza?

Personally, I'd rather stick to soup and yogurt.

And beer.

no beer, they gave me narcotics

 

[Lonyo]

Snort some chilli powder

 

[Twista]

im lmafao @ this thread. blended pizza and a liquid sounds like throw up and will look like pink throw up ewwwww. I feel for you bro but get some chilli from wendys and all kinds of soup such as ramen noodles.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: xcript
Wtf? Blended up pizza?

Personally, I'd rather stick to soup and yogurt.

And beer.

no beer, they gave me narcotics

Mmmm, narcotics. Vicodin + booze = best buzz ever. Sleepy-time.

 

[thomsbrain]

peanut butter and banana milkshakes rock. i'm not kidding.

 

[filmmaker]

Oh suck it up (through a straw)

Sorry, I had to say it.

Good luck with you healing.