Broken glass all over my bed...

[Argo]

Minor household accident and now there's broken glass all over my bed and my bedroom and I'm bleeding from 3 different places. I wonder if I should sleep in my bed tonight.

 

[iamme]

uhm, what happened? (almost afraid to ask)

 

[MichaelD]

Define "minor household accident."

 

[Crusty]

My guess would be no...just a suggestion though.

 

[Schadenfreude]

"Minor household accident" . . . riiiiiiight

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Define "minor household accident."

I'd rather not

 

[jaeger66]

I'd throw away the sheets, unless you want glass is places glass ought not go.

 

[iamme]

if the glass is from a mirror over your bed.....i dunwanna know...

 

[HappyPuppy]

Please do, sleep in your bed I mean.

 

[Quixfire]

Originally posted by: iamme
if the glass is from a mirror over your bed.....i dunwanna know...

Just what I was thinking.

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: Argo

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Define "minor household accident."

I'd rather not

HAHAHAHA! your wife beats you up!

 

[T2T III]

Replace your sheets - and vacuum everything. You don't want to have to go to the E.R. and try and explain why you have chunks of glass in your azz.

 

[chiwawa626]

Wear long sleeves and jeans to sleep No really change all ur bedding.

 

[XZeroII]

If you arn't going to even say what the accident is, then don't bother posting in the first place. We need details or we don't care

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech
Replace your sheets - and vacuum everything. You don't want to have to go to the E.R. and try and explain why you have chunks of glass in your azz.

:Q Uh...yeah...the glass, well it's a long story...

 

[Argo]

Ok, seeing as you guys are coming up with reasons way worse than what actually happened i'm gonna explain. I was on the phone with my girl and we had a major fight. So feeling completely pissed off I smashed the glass I was holding against the wall.... I know it's stupid but oh well...

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Argo
Ok, seeing as you guys are coming up with reasons way worse than what actually happened i'm gonna explain. I was on the phone with my girl and we had a major fight. So feeling completely pissed off I smashed the glass I was holding against the wall.... I know it's stupid but oh well...

...get a hobby...

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: Argo
Ok, seeing as you guys are coming up with reasons way worse than what actually happened i'm gonna explain. I was on the phone with my girl and we had a major fight. So feeling completely pissed off I smashed the glass I was holding against the wall.... I know it's stupid but oh well...

haha awesome, i knew that it was along those lines!

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Argo
Ok, seeing as you guys are coming up with reasons way worse than what actually happened i'm gonna explain. I was on the phone with my girl and we had a major fight. So feeling completely pissed off I smashed the glass I was holding against the wall.... I know it's stupid but oh well...

In the future, I would recommend that you kick things as opposed to punching them. If you're like and and are always wearing shoes, there's less risk that way.

ZV

 

[iamme]

mirror on the ceiling + wild sex = much better story

 

[JSClark]

Originally posted by: Argo
Ok, seeing as you guys are coming up with reasons way worse than what actually happened i'm gonna explain. I was on the phone with my girl and we had a major fight. So feeling completely pissed off I smashed the glass I was holding against the wall.... I know it's stupid but oh well...

I've done that before... although, the glass landed on a wall in the kitchen, not in my bedroom

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: Argo
Ok, seeing as you guys are coming up with reasons way worse than what actually happened i'm gonna explain. I was on the phone with my girl and we had a major fight. So feeling completely pissed off I smashed the glass I was holding against the wall.... I know it's stupid but oh well...

Anger management, my friend. Anger is not good.

 

[everman]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: Argo
Ok, seeing as you guys are coming up with reasons way worse than what actually happened i'm gonna explain. I was on the phone with my girl and we had a major fight. So feeling completely pissed off I smashed the glass I was holding against the wall.... I know it's stupid but oh well...

Anger management, my friend. Anger is not good.

And Tupperware!

 

[JSClark]

or just plastic glasses.... or better yet, plastic/paper cups