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Broheim is drunk, ask me anything!

Broheim

Broheim

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took me 10 minutes to unlock the door, microwave is beeping and pissing me off.
realised the microwave is actually the oven, gave the pizza 12 minutes, all is well. just got home from a friday café at my school, it got out of hand, ask me anything before I pass outl. I hope there's no spelling fejl in this post, cause I'm drunk and reading it out loud waiting for my pizza, this pretty hard. I feel pretyt honest right now. ask away before I passs out, now. submit threadd

edit: forgot the tags, something something alkemyst something small penis, how does one edit the tags wait I found it
 
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Broheim said:
took me 10 minutes to unlock the door, microwave is beeping and pissing me off.
realised the microwave is actually the oven, gave the pizza 12 minutes, all is well. just got home from a friday café at my school, it got out of hand, ask me anything before I pass outl. I hope there's no spelling fejl in this post, cause I'm drunk and reading it out loud waiting for my pizza, this pretty hard. I feel pretyt honest right now. ask away before I passs out, now. submit threadd
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your post is too coherent. keep drinking.
 
The best (saddest?) part of this thread is that the OP isn't a native English speaker, yet his English is still better while drunk than a lot of Americans I've come across.
 
why did it rearrange my tags? wait never mind I'm a CS major I should be able to figure this out , also scneiderguy is a manlet add to tags, note self
 
If you pull the covers over your S/O's head and fart do you still call it a Dutch Oven?
 
What did you get drunk on? If it was one of those stupid mixtures of a pilsner and lemon lime soda, I'm going to lose all respect for you.
 
preslove said:
What did you get drunk on? If it was one of those stupid mixtures of a pilsner and lemon lime soda, I'm going to lose all respect for you.
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no, just many many pilsners. about 2 pitchers I guess, it was really cheap today, I love school subsidized drinking. ooh pizza been ready for a while I guess


now somethjing about blue skies , tv I mean

edit 4 pitchers I mean, now he's leaving for cnn something about joel
 
preslove said:
What did you get drunk on? If it was one of those stupid mixtures of a pilsner and lemon lime soda, I'm going to lose all respect for you.
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wait those are called radler, I like those, they're good. only germans drink them, I used to live in germany. german women are usually pretty ugly so I moved back to scandinavia, my parents made me btw, I only got a b on my german exam.
 
Broheim said:
no, just many many pilsners. about 2 pitchers I guess, it was really cheap today, I love school subsidized drinking. ooh pizza been ready for a while I guess


now somethjing about blue skies , tv I mean

edit 4 pitchers I mean, now he's leaving for cnn something about joel
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You're Danish? I thought the scandinavian countries were more anti-alcohol than that. Or, is that just sweden?
 
How many pilsners did it take before the ugly German women looked good while you were there?

Do they have a "Danish" there? It being a tasty breakfast pastry.
 
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