Brits are teh funn4y

[Amorphus]

Letter of complaint to a cable company (in this case, NTL)

(not quoted here because the formatting gets fookered)

 

[Eli]

My initial installation was cancelled without warning, resulting in my
spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat arse waiting for your
technician to arrive. When he did not arrive, I spent a further 57 minutes
listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying
Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful website. HOW?

LOL!

 

[Amorphus]

Dear cretins:

May you rot in Hell,
Robert Stokes

hee.

 

[fumbduck]

i didn't read it, but eli did, so...


rofl!

 

[0roo0roo]

How surprised I therefore was, when I discovered to my considerable
dissatisfaction and disappointment what a useless shower of bastards you
truly are. You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum incompetents of
the highest order. BT -- wankers though they are -- shine like brilliant
beacons of success in the filthy mire of your seemingly limitless
inadequacy.

love it

 

[fumbduck]

fine i'll read it.

 

[fumbduck]

WTF

 

[fumbduck]

WTF

 

[Gravity]

Very good writing.

 

[Danman]

Have a nice day. May it be the last in your miserable short lives, you
irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of twits.


BWHAHHA!!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum incompetents of
the highest order

best insult ever!!

i'm imagining this whole letter in a brittish accent....damn this is awesome

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum incompetents of
the highest order

best insult ever!!

i'm imagining this whole letter in a brittish accent....damn this is awesome

perhaps read by baby stewie

 

[Haircut]

That letter makes me proud to be British

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Haircut
That letter makes me proud to be British

alright, fine, we'll throw you a bone on this one.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Sounds like the letter I wrote to my credit card company to dispute an unauthorized charge.

 

[Goosemaster]

Absolutely Fabulous!

 

[brigden]

I'm English and have been living in Canada with my immediate family for a number of years. Both my father and I enjoy writing letters of such comedic nature when we feel the need. I recently had a letter published in a national newspaper.

 

[Cyberian]

Hilarious!!

Now that was a worthy rant - thanks for posting it.

:beer:

 

[acidvoodoo]

NTL sucks arse

blueyonder rules

 

[geno]

although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital tools such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum.

 

[Confused]

Originally posted by: Haircut
That letter makes me proud to be British

Me too!

And as it's to do with ntl....i agree totally with everything he wrote


Garry

 

[GalvanizedYankee]

I laughed till I cried, then reread it......

 

[DurocShark]

OMFGILMFAO!!!

I can think of several companies just recently that deserve a letter like that!

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: acidvoodoo
NTL sucks arse

blueyonder rules

I used to play on the blueyonder CS servers. rather good, but their ads were so thickheaded.

 

[Turkish]

this is the best complaint letter ever. I am gonna change it a little and send it to my ISP!