Britney gonna tour in China...

Jzero

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Oct 10, 1999
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"Relevant departments will carry out strict reviews of Britney Spears' performance clothing,"
Not surprising - some high-ranking communist party official gets the fun job of "inspecting her clothing" while The People have to watch her perform in a moo-moo.
 

suklee

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: andylawcc
Originally posted by: Ameesh
why does the chinses govt. hate bewbies?

coz 90% of their female population have none :) ;)

^ quoted for truth ^

they're flatter than the frickin' praries in the middle of sasketchewan. :disgust:
 

pcmodem

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Well, it's a tradeoff when viewing Asian women versus Caucasian women.

With all due respect to generalities, Caucasian women average B/C cup size in the USA.

Asian women are lucky to fill out an A cup. However, Asian women are far slimmer and generally do not put on weight like Caucasian women do, especially after Caucasian women get married. Asian women generally also have younger looking skin... will look good 'til 40ish if they stay out of the sun; Caucasian women it's 30ish.



Viva la difference, :beer:
PCM
 

Atomicus

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Originally posted by: Jzero
"Relevant departments will carry out strict reviews of Britney Spears' performance clothing,"
Not surprising - some high-ranking communist party official gets the fun job of "inspecting her clothing" while The People have to watch her perform in a moo-moo.

hey! moo-moos can be revealing if the wind picks up :thumbsup:
 

Jzero

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: pcmodem
Asian women generally also have younger looking skin... will look good 'til 40ish if they stay out of the sun; Caucasian women it's 30ish.

Yes! This is nuts.
I have (had?) a friend who died when she was 23. I still hang out with her mother regularly. Once at dinner, her mother got carded, and the waiter's eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw her age.

I didn't really give it a second thought, I always viewed her as "one of us" and I hang out with a group of people that is 25-30 years old.

But then I did the math - her daughter was 23, and her mother was 20 when the daughter was born, which makes her 43! Wow.

Another friend back in HS, Filipino, he had a younger sister, who was like 12 at the time. People would go to his house and meet his mother, and the next day in school would comment that his sister was pretty cute (referring to his mother in actuality). They couldn't figure out why he seemed so disgusted when they mentioned it.
 

Kappo

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If you want to see a half naked girl just download a video. Just goes to show you that no one thinks anything of her "talent" ;)
 

rh71

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Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: pcmodem
Well, it's a tradeoff when viewing Asian women versus Caucasian women.

With all due respect to generalities, Caucasian women average B/C cup size in the USA.

Asian women are lucky to fill out an A cup. However, Asian women are far slimmer and generally do not put on weight like Caucasian women do, especially after Caucasian women get married. Asian women generally also have younger looking skin... will look good 'til 40ish if they stay out of the sun; Caucasian women it's 30ish.



Viva la difference, :beer:
PCM
I was just going to mention the same thing about weight (in general of course). Tradeoff.
 

Rilescat

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Originally posted by: pcmodem
Well, it's a tradeoff when viewing Asian women versus Caucasian women.

With all due respect to generalities, Caucasian women average B/C cup size in the USA.

Asian women are lucky to fill out an A cup. However, Asian women are far slimmer and generally do not put on weight like Caucasian women do, especially after Caucasian women get married. Asian women generally also have younger looking skin... will look good 'til 40ish if they stay out of the sun; Caucasian women it's 30ish.



Viva la difference, :beer:
PCM

Good Point. On occasion you will see an Asian lady in the B/C range and OMG are they hot. The vast majority of caucasion women lose their hotness factor ~25 years old. Asian women seem to keep it much longer.
 

Kelvrick

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Feb 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Good. Women don't dress modestly anymore. Glad to see that a government as a whole says no to whores.

What if the US shut away Lidnsay?
 

bunker

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Good. Women don't dress modestly anymore. Glad to see that a government as a whole says no to whores.

O..M..G..the hypocrisy is thick with this one...
 

Jzero

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Good. Women don't dress modestly anymore. Glad to see that a government as a whole says no to whores.

Das vadanya, comrade Nik!
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Good. Women don't dress modestly anymore. Glad to see that a government as a whole says no to whores.

What if the US shut away Lidnsay?

She would have to turn into a whore first. Don't bother. I am rife with hypocracy on this one, and I'm proud of it. :D :p
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Good. Women don't dress modestly anymore. Glad to see that a government as a whole says no to whores.

Das vadanya, comrade Nik!

?????? ?? ?????????

-bah, phooey. FT doesn't support Russian characters.
 

andylawcc

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Good. Women don't dress modestly anymore. Glad to see that a government as a whole says no to whores.

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I am a Lindsay Lohan whore!

coincident? :)