bring back the apple/cherry crisp swanson!

[szechuanpork]

i've been eating swanson tv dinners since i was in high school some twenty-three years ago. one of the first times i got drunk with my high school buddies we raided his freezer. his parents went out of town so they stocked his freezer with at least ten swansons. by the end of the night they were all gone. so it is with deep conviction that i say that the brownie is a terrible dessert compared to the apple/cherry crisp/cobbler. not only does the crisp/cobbler taste ten times better than the duncan hines brownie, but the whole gestalt of preparing the tv dinner is ruined by the extra steps required for making the brownie. the crisp/cobbler did not require the removal of the dinner from the microwave from beginning to end. the hellish brownie requires you to remove the brownie, thus adding a truly unnecessary step. so i say bring back the apple/cherry crisp/cobbler so future drunk high school kids don't run the risk of messing up their tv dinners.