Breath that smells like ass

[Bryophyte]

Bleh, my mother-in-law came up to watch my kids do their gymnastics classes and she smelled so bad, she made me sick to my stomach. Her breath (I guess it was her breath, it got worse when she talked to me) smelled like poop, literally like poop. I had to leave a few times, and tried to stay away from her as much as possible, but I'm still feeling ill.

No, I didn't tell her. I was chicken. She's a crier.

 

[xirtam]

"Tic tac?"

 

[KLin]

"uh mom in law, your breath smells like, uhh, dog feces."

 

[rickn]

tell her to get her teeth fixed, or carry a pack of gum for next time

 

[Bryophyte]

It was so bad, people moved ten feet away from her on all sides, and a little kid went and propped the door open so we'd have fresh air. :Q

 

[silverpig]

A guy I know was at a bar a little while ago and had a few beers in him. This rather portly lady came up to him and decided to try to try her moves on him. During her performance, she both burped and farted at the same time. Her burp went right into this guy's face, and he threw up in his hands, right in front of her.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: silverpig
A guy I know was at a bar a little while ago and had a few beers in him. This rather portly lady came up to him and decided to try to try her moves on him. During her performance, she both burped and farted at the same time. Her burp went right into this guy's face, and he threw up in his hands, right in front of her.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

*takes breath*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Bryophyte]

I think everyone thought she soiled herself, but I'm pretty sure it was her breath.

 

[myusername]

coprophagia.

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: silverpig
A guy I know was at a bar a little while ago and had a few beers in him. This rather portly lady came up to him and decided to try to try her moves on him. During her performance, she both burped and farted at the same time. Her burp went right into this guy's face, and he threw up in his hands, right in front of her.

Awesome. Just awesome.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: myusername
coprophagia.

:Q

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: Sphexi

Originally posted by: silverpig
A guy I know was at a bar a little while ago and had a few beers in him. This rather portly lady came up to him and decided to try to try her moves on him. During her performance, she both burped and farted at the same time. Her burp went right into this guy's face, and he threw up in his hands, right in front of her.

Awesome. Just awesome.

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I think everyone thought she soiled herself, but I'm pretty sure it was her breath.

well, it's your other halfs mother, now you know what you get to look forward too in a few years, and adapt :evil:

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: silverpig
A guy I know was at a bar a little while ago and had a few beers in him. This rather portly lady came up to him and decided to try to try her moves on him. During her performance, she both burped and farted at the same time. Her burp went right into this guy's face, and he threw up in his hands, right in front of her.

:Q

 

[imported_Kensai]

Hahaha. That's awesome.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: rickn

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I think everyone thought she soiled herself, but I'm pretty sure it was her breath.

well, it's your other halfs mother, now you know what you get to look forward too in a few years, and adapt :evil:

When his breath stinks, I tell him to go brush his damn teeth. He doesn't cry. He also doesn't smell like sh!t.

 

[Bryophyte]

I warned my daughter to not say anything, but she said "grandma, you smell like poop" when she had to sit next to her. :Q And she actually threw up a little bit later.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: rickn

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I think everyone thought she soiled herself, but I'm pretty sure it was her breath.

well, it's your other halfs mother, now you know what you get to look forward too in a few years, and adapt :evil:

When his breath stinks, I tell him to go brush his damn teeth. He doesn't cry. He also doesn't smell like sh!t.

You're a woman? :Q

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I warned my daughter to not say anything, but she said "grandma, you smell like poop" when she had to sit next to her. :Q And she actually threw up a little bit later.

Hahahaha, that's hilarious. :laugh:

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I warned my daughter to not say anything, but she said "grandma, you smell like poop" when she had to sit next to her. :Q And she actually threw up a little bit later.

Hahahaha, that's hilarious. :laugh:

:| Easy for you to say, you didn't have to defuse the situation. At least she didn't cry. I just smiled and shrugged.

 

[randumb]

throw mints at them

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I warned my daughter to not say anything, but she said "grandma, you smell like poop" when she had to sit next to her. :Q And she actually threw up a little bit later.

lol

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I warned my daughter to not say anything, but she said "grandma, you smell like poop" when she had to sit next to her. :Q And she actually threw up a little bit later.

Hahahaha, that's hilarious. :laugh:

:| Easy for you to say, you didn't have to defuse the situation. At least she didn't cry. I just smiled and shrugged.

Sorry, Bry.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Sorry, Bry.

:lips:

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
You're a woman? :Q

*checks*
Yep