Breasts on Ebay!

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for centuries, man has been graced with the potato as a food source, weapon, entertainment device... and now an object that resembles the female breasts.

Introducing a gift from the garden of the gods! Potatit! Through the fusion of DNA, we've been given this amazing object which resembles man's first love, breasts.

Not only a food source, the Potatit can offer hours of entertainment and a conversation piece. Bring it on dates, bring it to your wedding, bring it to work. Potatit will always be there for you whenever you're down.

BID NOW AND BE THE ONE AND ONLY OWNER OF A POTATIT! THIS ONE OF A KIND OBJECT ONLY COMES AROUND ONCE EVERY MICHAEL JACKSON CHILD MOLESTATION CHARGE!
Getting sick of Potatit's attitude? Simply cook it, devouring it's internal goodness providing nourishing potassium which allows the body to complete it's daily tasks.

What doesn't Potatit do!