Breaking news!!!!

[JEDIYoda]

KIRIMATI (AP) - A magnitude 9.9 earthquake was reported at 6 p.m. local time. Moments later, the locals disappeared, leaving tourists in shock. In the village of Paris, thirty people are dead after riots broke out when tourists realized there was no one left to serve dinner. The village of Paris has burned to the ground. As this is a breaking story, all information is subject to being complete and utter crap.

Breaking news! There are already threadfs about this. post in them.
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[ahenkel]

It has begun repent sinners repent. Oh shit I need to change my avatar Gods gonna be pissed

 

[Miramonti]

this thread is now about filafils.

 

[dawks]

Ground breaking news no less.

What happens in 2 days.. is this still 'breaking news!!!!'??

 

[dougp]

this thread is now about filafils.

Those look like hushpuppies!

 

[Cattlegod]

how did i click on this thread twice?

 

[WelshBloke]

this thread is now about falafel.

FTFU.

Also have all the nutters vanished yet?

 

[sportage]

My cat is still missing...

 

[Jaepheth]

My cat is still missing...

Maybe Jesus prefers pussies?