Breaking News! Bush vs Kerry to be taken to a new level!

[Jadow]

It turns out that this election may not be decided at the polls after all. Kerry has accepted Bush's challenge to kickboxer style battle to the death! Sorry no link, I heard it on the radio. The PPV will be 49.99 and the money will go towards prescription drug coverege for old bastards who should be dead, but instead choose to live on and suck our society dry.

 

[MonstaThrilla]

Kerry's got the reach.

 

[LordMagnusKain]

Originally posted by: MonstaThrilla
Kerry's got the reach.

but bush is more lith.

 

[Jadow]

Bush is immune to pain from all the coke he snorted.

 

[nutxo]

Bush works out every day and has for years... This would be funny. It might get kinda wierd when kerry gets hit softly 3 times and wants to go home though..

 

[tallest1]

If there were a kickboxing match between Bush and Kerry, Bush would probably pick a fight with every one in the audience and then go after Kerry. Otherwise known as the with-me-or-against-me attack.

 

[dahunan]

Bush has GOD

 

[PliotronX]

Originally posted by: dahunan
Bush has GOD

And Kerry has HEINZ KETCHUP, same diff

 

[BDawg]

Kerry probably learned hand to hand combat when he was actually in the military.

 

[arsbanned]

If there were a kickboxing match between Bush and Kerry, Bush would probably pick a fight with every one in the audience and then go after Kerry. Otherwise known as the with-me-or-against-me attack.

Close, but I think Bush would have a bunch of young, relatively undereducated boys with no body armor go after Kerry!

 

[conjur]

Bush has the strategery.

 

[Ldir]

Originally posted by: arsbanned

If there were a kickboxing match between Bush and Kerry, Bush would probably pick a fight with every one in the audience and then go after Kerry. Otherwise known as the with-me-or-against-me attack.

Close, but I think Bush would have a bunch of young, relatively undereducated boys with no body armor go after Kerry!

Almost. Since Kerry is the real enemy, Dubya would ignore him and send his boys after the audience,