BREAKING NEWS: Boy Injured As Bike Seat Goes Up Anus

[Fritzo]

Wow...this has been a fear of mine since I first learned to ride D:

http://now.msn.com/boy-injured-when-bicycle-frame-goes-up-his-butt

It's the cyclist's equivalent of waking up from a nightmare in a cold sweat: contemplating the possibility that your seat would somehow come dislodged — and your seat post would go up your rear end. Unfortunately for one rider, it's not just a nightmare anymore. A Chinese student was cycling to his first day of school when the seat bent over, and an exposed cold metal rod penetrated the boy's buttocks. Firefighters used the Jaws of Life to detach most of the bike, and the boy was transported to the hospital to have the rest of the frame removed. The doctors were reportedly able to remove the bicycle from the boy's anus, and he's fine — though we doubt he'll ever want to get on a bike again.

 

[Red Storm]

Made in China.

 

[Lash444]

Am I reading that right? Is the bike named

"O Yea"

 

[MisterJackson]

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

 

[Lash444]

I'm slightly aroused. Schwinng!

 

[OBLAMA2009]

maybe he did it on purpose when his gerbil died

 

[Wag]

Calling Dr. Butz, Dr. Seymour Butz...

 

[techs]

Lead poisoning.

 

[Sixguns]

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

lol

I dont think I would ever ride a bike again.

 

[NFS4]

 

[disappoint]

Am I reading that right? Is the bike named

"O Yea"

 

[zinfamous]

It was a million-to-one shot, doc! A million-to-one!

 

[SheHateMe]

Look, he's already prepared for Prison!

 

[SunnyD]

Okay, time to fess up. How many of you squirmed in your seat when you read this?

 

[Pardus]

and an exposed cold metal rod penetrated the boy's buttocks

 

[Schmide]

Fix title. He was a boy, now he's a man.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Okay, time to fess up. How many of you squirmed in your seat when you read this?

*raises hand*

 

[herrjimbo]

Fix title. He was a boy, now he's a man.

no. he was a boy, now he's a bitch. ready to be an altar boy.

 

[KeithTalent]

It was a million-to-one shot, doc! A million-to-one!

Came in to post this. :thumbsup:

KT

 

[Krazy4Real]

ouch!

 

[Cuda1447]

Yea... I wasn't expecting a picture...

 

[SphinxnihpS]

When do they crown those doctors?

 

[Kadarin]

Made in China.

Yeah, this.

 

[OverVolt]

Surprise buttsecks?

 

[Cerb]

Made in China.

I was surprised it was in China, but I just knew the bike would be Chinese made.