Breaking: Iran declares war on Sparta

KLin

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I was about to post this satirical article damnit! The last paragraph is pure comedic gold :laugh:
 

DanTMWTMP

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sheesh if it weren't for the section that this article was in, i wouldn't know what the hell to think. It was obviously satire, but i've never knew there was such a section in newsweek/msnbc.
 

SSSnail

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Elsewhere, a new report indicates that the British eat too much salt, Americans do not eat enough fruit and vegetables, and Nicole Richie has not eaten since 2004.
:laugh:

Edit: Oblig -> THIS.... IS... SPARTA!!!
 

Shadowknight

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If they're going to declare war on "Sparta", they need to at least get the name right. It's not "Sparta", it's Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarta!
 

Golgatha

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Golden!

?We have been building a nuclear reactor for peaceful purposes only, but now we plan to drop that peaceful reactor on top of those damned Spartans.?
 

paulxcook

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My favorite:

?We have been building a nuclear reactor for peaceful purposes only, but now we plan to drop that peaceful reactor on top of those damned Spartans.?

ROFLs galore in that article.

edit: damn, Golgatha beat me to it.
 

b0mbrman

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Originally posted by: KLin
I was about to post this satirical article damnit! The last paragraph is pure comedic gold :laugh:

This one?
Elsewhere, a new report indicates that the British eat too much salt, Americans do not eat enough fruit and vegetables, and Nicole Richie has not eaten since 2004.
If so, :confused:
 

Kaido

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Originally posted by: iversonyin
THIS IS MADNESS!

300 F22s should take care of this new Persian Army.

Unless they cross the international date line ;)